ASK ME ANYTHING and I'l respond in the style of our dear CaliforniaPeggy!

[UrbScotty]

My answer will include the subject line, "My dear _____!"

[Parche]

1. How Many Different Condom Sizes And Colors Are There?

:rofl: :rofl: :shrug: :hi:

[UrbScotty]

5. My dear Parche!

No comment!

[Bunny]

2. Will you also drop the F-bomb? CA Peggy's been known to do that!

:)

[UrbScotty]

6. My dear Bunny!

What the fuck are you talking about?

[Dr. Strange]

3. Who is the SEXIEST DUer?

Please answer in the form "My dear XXX", where XXX is the DUer whom you find sexiest.

[UrbScotty]

7. My dear WilliamPitt!

:D

[Dr. Strange]

12. Curses, foiled again!

[Critters2]

4. Kenneth, what's the frequency? nt

[UrbScotty]

8. My dear mycritters2!

Once a night!

[Critters2]

13. LOL!!! nt

[CaliforniaPeggy]

9. My dear ih8thegop!

I am extremely touched at your thoughtful and fun thread!

Now, for my question...

What on earth possessed you to post this?

:hug:

:loveya:

[UrbScotty]

15. My dear CaliforniaPeggy!

The Devil possessed me.

BTW, is this you 1:20 into this video?
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=385x74643

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. Nope, it's not me!

I live in California!

:hi:

[UrbScotty]

24. But this was in Oakland!

;-)

[CaliforniaPeggy]

26. It STILL wasn't me, silly!

I don't look anything like that woman, OK?

Sheesh......:eyes:




:P

[UrbScotty]

30. Right, and Michael Reagan is an extremist liberal

;-)

[MrScorpio]

10. What's your favorite flavored lube? nt

[UrbScotty]

16. My dear MrScorpio!

Jiffy Lube!

[Capn Sunshine]

11. why is it people who can't take advice always have plenty for YOU?

And people PAY for my advice.

[UrbScotty]

17. My dear Capn Sunshine!

Interesting thought.

I don't know...

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Does this look infected?

[UrbScotty]

18. My dear Peake!

Yes.

[SPKrazy]

19. is reading fundamental?

[UrbScotty]

25. My dear Southpawkicker!

I wouldn't know, since I don't read. Laura reads to me.

[Boojatta]

20. If you had written Gone With the Wind, would Rhett have given a damn?

[IzaSparrow]

22. Why won't Pete Rose ever be inducted to the Hall of Fame...

while misgivings on other players seem to be brushed aside?

[UrbScotty]

28. My dear IzaSparrow!

I think standards have changed. If he were caught today, I'm not sure he'd be banned.

[UrbScotty]

27. My dear Boojatta!

Probably... I must say I've never thought about it.

[Hotler]

23. I shoved my cell phone up....

my buttt, is my driving any better???

[UrbScotty]

29. My dear Hotler!

In a word, no.