Is it illegal to make a purse from someone?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

I mean, they do it to alligators.

[ohiosmith]

1. It rubs the lotion on its skin

[GoddessOfGuinness]

5. That purse is much too large for that little doggie.

[madinmaryland]

2. Didn't Jeffrey Dahmer try that?

:puke:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

6. I thought he just made soup.

[DarkTirade]

3. I wouldn't recommend it.

Human skin is rather thin and fragile compared to the materials we usually use.

I suppose if it's just used as the covering, and you have something underneath to support it, then it would probably work.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. I thought I might donate my skin when I die...

to folks who could turn it into a bag, or shoes, or something, and use it to protest the fur industry.

[LeftyMom]

9. I heard a rumor that somebody at a big AR org was planning that.

I'm not going to say who or where, 'cause it's one of those instant flamebait things.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

10. Good for them...

:thumbsup:

[Gonzo Gardener]

4. Nice post, Hitler!

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. ...

:rofl:

My first hitler reply!

[Gonzo Gardener]

11. It just had to be said

:hi:

[EstimatedProphet]

12. Only if that person is a sow's ear.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

15. Of course, it wouldn't be silk or anything.

;-)

[Gormy Cuss]

13. That reminds me of an old joke

.. and no I won't tell it here. Let's just say it involves a mohel.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

16. Thank you...

We don't need another flame war. :rofl:

[Bake]

14. Didja hear about the rabbi whose congregation gave him a coin purse?

It was made from the foreskins ... when he rubbed it, it turned into an overnight bag.

Bake

[GoddessOfGuinness]

17. I think you and Gormy Cuss were on the same wavelength...

:rofl:

[Gormy Cuss]

18. I tried to keep it clean. I really did.

:rofl:

[Bake]

19. Was that the joke you were thinking of?

:rofl:

Bake