CAPTION the chinese hand ball world champion.

[underpants]

[cosmicdot]

1. another day, another hand job

let's do the hand 'job', baby ...

that ain't no jive

[fob]

2. Boy, that government grade coke is good shit, but my mouth sure

is dry!

[myomy]

3. Gottcha Senator

..

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

4. See that Marine back there? I just farted in his face, and he can't

even change expressions. Now that is power.

[nuxvomica]

5. *snort*

I betcha he snorted.

[camero]

6. Gotta hide the hairy palms

Gotta gotta.