Horrible personal ads thread...

[TXlib]

Life Sucks. Cynical, misanthropic male, 34, looking for soul mate but certain not to find her. Drop me a note. I'll call you, we'll talk and I'll ask you out to dinner where I'll probably spend more than I can afford in a feeble attempt to impress you. Then we'll realize we have absolutely nothing in common and we'll go our separate ways, more embittered and depressed than before (if such a thing is possible).

[Catherine Vincent]

1. LOL!

That's funny. If it's real, he'll probably get a lot of responses just because.

[benburch]

2. Sounds like somebody needs a HUG

:hug:

[GOPisEvil]

3. Ah, a fan of reverse psychology, or just brutally honest!

[brainshrub]

4. Overweight, unemployed man seeking supermodel

between the age of 16-23. I'm 37 and I still live with my parents. I only bathe once a week, but I spend a lot of time looking at internet porn... so I will know how to please you.

ON EDIT: Here is a picture of me:

[ohiosmith]

5. Adventurous bi-couple seeking like minded individuals or groups

for fun and games. He: submissive, into golden showers, self mutilation, and extreme discipline. She: dominate, into German and French culture, and piercing.

No weirdos please.

[TXlib]

6. Oh, I don't know...

"She" sounds pretty fun... :evilgrin:

[Robb]

7. This always makes me laugh

[BiggJawn]

8. "Please read my guidlines"

SWF, 39 ISO SM 21-25. If you're 26 or older, don't EVEN think about responding, else I'll be forced to go medieval on your old skank ass....

didn't say if mullets were a requisite.

[Kamika]

9. 21 yr old asian princess iso older white man

You must be atleast 30, look good and drive an expensive sports car OR a Limo. Your income must be no less then $1.000.000 a year (preferably more). I like shopping and going to hip celebrity clubs which you will be able to take me to.

Respond to : 2bootyful4u



(Wonder if I'd get any response)