This is why you should hang around Christians more often.

[Bucky]

[XemaSab]

1. K&R

:patriot:

[Burma Jones]

2. That's why I made the switch from Boy Scouts to Fellowship.......

[skygazer]

3. Who's the one with the great snatch?

The blonde?

:hide:

(someone had to do it)

[flvegan]

4. Why is it only the thin, beautiful people?

BTW, blondie...nice rack.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

5. and stylish, don't forget stylish

Those bell-bottomed trousers are the preferred casual wear of the Heaven bound.

[flvegan]

6. Why are clothes raptured?

I mean, those thin, beautiful folks should really all be naked, right?

[Pierre.Suave]

7. yes, but...

we cant go drawing naked beautiful people on a christian tract now can we...

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. God made you in God's image. Now put some clothes on, that's disgusting.

:applause:

[Pierre.Suave]

24. haha

so true...

[skygazer]

8. Nudity is a sin

I can tell YOU'RE not getting raptured anytime soon. x(

[flvegan]

14. If I'm not seeing a buncha boobies, I don't want it.

[Fire Walk With Me]

18. Do you mean in general

or specifically about the rapture?

(nice catchphrase!)

[flvegan]

19. You've posed an intriguing question.

I meant specifically about the rapture, but why limit myself. I'd really like to see a buncha boobies in everything I'm involved in.

Is that so wrong?

[Fire Walk With Me]

20. Making people aware of life's fullest potential is one of my greatest joys.

May your days be blessed with boobies. And nights.

[Gen. Jack D. Ripper]

23. That's my Heaven

Naked, naked, naked. Everybody naked.

[Bucky]

9. No fatties in heaven.

Only chubbies.

[Critters2]

11. ...

:rofl:

just

:rofl:

[rug]

12. Upskirt theology.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. Those in showers and on the toilet cannot be raptured.

And if you're having sex during the rapture, well, you're f*cked.

[ronnykmarshall]

15. They're being eaten by

"The Great Snatch"?

[ronnykmarshall]

16. Don't miss it!!

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. The Great Snatch and Don't Let The Devil Blow Your

Mind... Classics!

[SPKrazy]

21. Wow!

great idea

:rofl:

[PVnRT]

22. Snatch?

must...not...make...joke...