Uranium available for purchase at Amazon. Get the Real DU!

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Here's an opportunity to get some real DU. Amazon is selling radioactive uranium. Make sure you check the reviews.

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top

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[AllegroRondo]

1. Customers who bought this also bought....

"Vulcanite Rectal Syringe"

:rofl:

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2. It got pulled

This was the original link I received. http://www.amazon.com/review/product/B000796XXM/ref=cm_cr_dp_all_helpful?%5Fencoding=UTF8&coliid=&showViewpoints=1&colid=&sortBy=bySubmissionDateDescending

Talk about the influence of DU!

[Greyskye]

3. not pulled, just sold out

Availability: Currently unavailable. We don't know when or if this item will be back in stock.

You can still see the packaging and reviews. :evilgrin:

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8. You know what... It had disappeared when I checked it earlier.

Glad to see it back.

[Orsino]

4. If I can get the depleted uranium, who needs the Vulcanite rectal syringe? n/t

[EstimatedProphet]

5. What will you apply it with?

[Orsino]

6. A loving partner. n/t

[Canuckistanian]

9. ...Sharks with frikken laser beams on their heads

$599 ea., Qty 5 or more - $570

[Gonzo Gardener]

7. Um... there are 70 customer reviews

The most helpful favorable review: 4 out of 5 stars. An adequate solution....

I have to admit, I've tried many different power sources for my orbiting satellite death beam, and nothing does it like good old U-238. If you've never held an entire nation hostage for your maniacal whims (I always ask for my ransom in kittens), then you haven't lived yet. And this can make it happen!


The most helpful critical review : 2 out of 5 stars. Great product, lousy packaging.

I bought a can of this about 4.5 billion years ago, give or take a few million years, but when I went to use it today I noticed only half of it was still in the can. I swear I put the lid on tight. I'd give it more stars if it came in a better package.

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[pinniped]

10. I'm selling mine to Dr. Evil or SPECTRE.

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