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leeroysphitz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-02-07 09:00 PM
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Governor Tarkin, how may I help you this morning?


I'd like to have some breakfast sent up to the conference room right away.




Yes My lord what can I bring you?




I'll have a croissant and some orange juice.




I'm terribly sorry my lord but we're all out of orange juice this morning...




Oh. Then let me get a bagel and some orange juice.





Um... Well my lord as I previously indicated... My lord we have no orange juice at the moment. Very sorry.




I see. In that case I shall have a bowl of oat meal and some orange juice and Lord Vader would like some orange juice as well.





Ulp.



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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Dec-02-07 11:00 PM
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1. Seriously...what the hell is an aluminum falcon?
P.S. Han Solo shot first.

P.P.S. Han Solo is a replicant.
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