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KamaAina Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-30-07 08:05 PM
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How do you go about smelling a car?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Smelly_Car

Plot
The strong body odor of a valet is left in Jerry's BMW 5 Series. George can't believe it when he spots Susan holding hands with another woman. Elaine loses her current boyfriend and Jerry is forced to try to sell the car, because the odor has taken a life of its own and permeated everything. George is turned on by Susan's new outlook on life. Susan's friend is swayed to heterosexuality by Kramer, though later turned back off by a whiff of a jacket that Kramer borrowed from Jerry. When the car can't be sold, Jerry winds up leaving it and the keys out on the street.

Quotes
*Jerry :"Do you smell something?."
Elaine :"What am I, hard of smelling?"
George : *After hearing Susan's girlfriend left her for Kramer" "Amazing...I drive them to Lesbianism...and he brings them back!"
Elaine : "Kramer, this woman has never been with a man in her life..."
Kramer : *Grinning* "I'm Kramer!"

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