Apart from alcohol, what can make people feel good that's legal but won't make 'em gain weight?

[Deja Q]

:beer:

[bluetrain]

1. Sex.

[DarkTirade]

9. Unless you're a heterosexual girl and you don't use protection.

Then you'll be gaining a bit of weight for the next 9 months.

[bluetrain]

50. Yes, homosexual men often gestate from one night stands.

[DarkTirade]

51. Really? Huh. You learn new things every day.

Which brings to mind the old joke about someone discussing anal sex with her doctor, and the doctor says, "But you'll still have to use protection." the persons asks why, and the doctor says, "Where do you think lawyers come from?" :P

[Deja Q]

10. Something inexpensive and doesn't request the use of an oddly sdhaped balloon

[supernova]

2. Exercise

Along those lines:

Dancing

Games

Art (either looking at it or producing it yourself)

Music

Nature


edit: How did I hit everything else, except SEX? :wtf: :P

[Deja Q]

11. Spending all day moving and writhing needlessly? No way~!

[supernova]

30. Not needlessly!

It gets your blood flowing, puts color in your cheeks and feels wonderful! :D

[distantearlywarning]

52. Exercise, sex, fish oil. n/t

[madeline_con]

49. Not all day! n/t

[ornotna]

3. Sex

And uh, more sex.

[Deja Q]

12. Prove it

:P

[ornotna]

29. For crying out loud!

Have I ever lied to you before?








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[Gormy Cuss]

4. 1.Sex. 2. Other exercise. 3. Smoking tobacco.

Two out of three aren't even bad for you.

[Deja Q]

13. Okay, lifting weights and smoking it is.

Don't expect to find me in a jail, however.

[Mike03]

5. Some Ideas for Combatting Depression

1. Yoga (give it six weeks to two months--it changed my life)
2. Running or fast walking, sixty to ninety minutes a day
3. Antidepressants, especially Celexa, Zoloft, and Welbutrin
4. Supplementation with Fish Oil and Vitamin D
5. A sun lamp, if you suffer from seasonal depression
6. Weight lifting, if you enjoy this
7. Pets. My dog and cat fill me with joy on the worst days.

[Deja Q]

15. ok

1. The baseball player or the cartoon bear?
2. You're joiking?
3. On them already
4. Ditto
5. No problem
6. Have to be careful with my neck, but I've already seen some gains. Wish I had more time because I'm studying. But not in jail.
7. My parrot looks like a cheap chicken with lime green feathers

[Mike03]

23. LOL, take care, my friend

You definitely still have your sense of humor, and that counts for a lot.

[Deja Q]

33. Pity I can't get buzzed from it!

:spray:




:pals:

[taterguy]

6. Exploring new places

Go duck your head under that waterfall after riding about 40 miles. You'll feel great. I promise.

[Deja Q]

16. No

[taterguy]

20. Why not?

[LostInAnomie]

7. Auto-erotic asphyxiation.

If it was good enough for the lead singer of INXS, it's good enough for lowly lounge lizards like us.

[Deja Q]

18. No thanks, I like to breathe. And if anyone wants auto-erotic, buy a Subaru

[LostInAnomie]

38. Well, more for me then.

:evilgrin:

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. The encrypted contents of your hard drive?

[Deja Q]

19. I don't hand the jkey out indiscriminately!

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. You have the secret, yet you won't share

:cry:

[Deja Q]

37. I make a secret of it?

:wow:

[Guava Jelly]

14. Look slightly past your own wrist.

And than find something that infatuates you and purchase a lubricant.

[Deja Q]

21. Too messy

Besides, been there done that

[Guava Jelly]

27. Yeah.

Who hasn't?

[originalpckelly]

17. Kitties, puppies and other cute animals:

http://www.cuteoverload.com/

[Deja Q]

22. Sorry, not into bestiality

[originalpckelly]

28. Well, nor am I. Being best is not all it's cracked up to be.

:P

[KT2000]

24. Finishing a big project

is the best!

[Deja Q]

34. Mine's bigger

:spray:

[KT2000]

40. Yeah but....

mine's prettier! :smoke:

[SPKrazy]

25. Heroin?

seriously

exercise

sex

friendships

hobbies

spirituality

lots of things are possible

[La Lioness Priyanka]

26. sex.

[zabet]

32. xanax

legal with a scrip
;)

[taterguy]

35. Ya know, most of the really enjoyable forms of sex are still illegal in my state

Just sayin'

[flvegan]

36. Alcohol can easily make you gain weight.

It's not just calories, either.

[juajen]

39. Music and dancing

N/T

[catmandu57]

41. Kava Kava

You'll you'll feel feel good good. Its legal and supplies a nice little buzz, you can get it in tablet form in the supplement aisle of your favorite mart.

[Kucinich4America]

45. Tastes like shit though

But once you get used to that, it's pleasantly numbing.

[Ahpook]

42. Music

Always makes me smile:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLhDNvbtFp4

[GigiMommy]

43. Yoga!

[Xipe Totec]

44. Bagpipe music

No, I'm just kidding.

I meant to say SEX!

[RedCappedBandit]

46. the legal bit presents a problem

[Adsos Letter]

47. ...exercise...

...wash, rinse, repeat...

[Generic Brad]

48. Toad licking

May we take turns licking you?

[AllegroRondo]

53. Caffeine

works for me!

[philosophie_en_rose]

54. exercise?

volunteering?

creating a work of art?

making fun of republicans?

watching 30 Rock?

wanking?

:shrug:

[mitchum]

55. Nitrous oxide

[Iggo]

56. Laughing babies.

There's a bunch of them on YouTube.

Watch them and feel good immediately.

[IronLionZion]

57. Acupuncture and Tu'ina massage

jacuzzis, swimming, chasing butterflies through a meadow towards a setting sun, St. John's Wort, absinthe in moderation, weed, cuddling by a fire with some hot unsweetened herbal tea, healthy food you cooked yourself, yoga, pilates, good conversations, affection

[Love Bug]

58. Laughter!

[mockmonkey]

59. Ice Cream

It's not fattening. I swear! I blame my weight gain on Global warming.

[hyphenate]

60. Lots and lots of things

Hug a kitty or puppy
Volunteer at a soup kitchen
Watch a good movie or TV show
Smile
Listen to a cat purring
Walk by the seashore at sunset (actually, any time is good)
Hike in a beautiful park
Play with some kids
Watch the Bill Clinton inauguration (either one is fine)
Watch the news of July 20, 1969 (the moon landing)
Make a Christmas tree garland with kids, of popcorn and cranberries
Smell the roses (or plant them first)
listen to a symphony
have lunch or dinner with close friends, and pick up the tab
meditate
have a really good cup of coffee
paint a canvas (even if it's not a masterpiece, you did it yourself)
get an ice cream cone
cook a meal
do a jigsaw puzzle

Probably a lot more than these....just feel like you're accomplishing something!