Bush vs. a ham sandwich - Who (or which) would make a better President?
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:13 PM
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Poll question: Bush vs. a ham sandwich - Who (or which) would make a better President?
Provided the ham sandwich is a natural-born US citizen, has been a citizen for fourteen years - and is thirty-five years old.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:16 PM
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1. I have it on good word that the HAM sandwich took a corporate contribution
Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 06:17 PM by nothingshocksmeanymo
from a mustard company owned by Kraft foods. The ham sandwich is unpure and not kosher (yeah yeah..I know..redundant) If we vote for the ham sandwich there will be no difference. The ham sandwich just sat there on it's plate when it should have been acting. The voters deserve a real choice. Why was quiche not invited to the debates?
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:18 PM
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:35 PM
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13. It's time for ham sammich to drop out of the race.
Ham sammich's attacks on the AWOL issue are the worst kind of election-year politics. Further, I don't think the Skull and Bone-In issue is something good Democrats can ignore. ABHS. Slam the ham in 2004!
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Tue Feb-03-04 08:48 PM
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18. OMG..I read Dingbat's post..I laugh so hard
I go potty in my pants. And I can't wait til he gets out of the race...I am sick of all that Hamm spam.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:17 PM
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2. I like to eat ham sandwiches, I like to eat...
...oh wait, no sex threads. Eh. Six of one.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:18 PM
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:19 PM
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5. What kind of cheese is on the sammich? Swiss?
Swiss cheese unites sandwich eaters, rather than dividing them.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:19 PM
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6. Breaking: Lieberman turns down VP slot on ham sandwich ticket
citing issues of "kosher incompatibility". Ham sandwich campaign press secretary O. N. Rye replied, "(yawn)". :-)
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:22 PM
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7. Bush would eat the ham sandwich before it is elected.
Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 06:23 PM by MATTMAN
And another stolen election.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:23 PM
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8. Yes, then the SCOTUS would say that it was going to get eaten anyhow.
UrbScotty
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:25 PM
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9. Who the heck voted Bush? (nt)
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:28 PM
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10. Maybe they thought shrub, as in plant...
Edited on Tue Feb-03-04 06:29 PM by RobertSeattle
Or another Freeper trap! Freeper... Here Freeper... Frepper... Here Freeper...
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:29 PM
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11. The ham sandwich wins - hams down.
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Tue Feb-03-04 06:31 PM
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12. After the first 100 days the mayonnaise will turn
Then the media will have a field day.
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Tue Feb-03-04 07:29 PM
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14. Hammies dropping out of the race
to go to work for a large pharmaceutical company that he helped draft legislation for. Anyone can grease hammies hoof.
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Tue Feb-03-04 07:58 PM
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15. So I guess it isn't Black Forest ham
Provided the ham sandwich is a natural-born US citizen Virginia ham would be nice; it'd help us carry the South :-)
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Tue Feb-03-04 08:01 PM
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16. Bush has been a great President.
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Tue Feb-03-04 08:01 PM
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17. Ham sandwich can't appoint fundie judges or sign
declarations for war, medicare change, or bills to lower taxes. Ham sandwiches can't make deficits.
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:39 PM
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19. Anyone remember Ham, the first chimp in space?
Anyone want to forget *, the first chimp in the White House?
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:42 PM
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20. A 35 year old ham sandwich
would probably be the first Green in the White House.
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Tue Feb-03-04 11:34 PM
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22. actually, I saw just such an item in our cafeteria at work!
Probably pre-dates the building's construction, too.
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Tue Feb-03-04 10:45 PM
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21. Well since I'm a vegetarian I would go for the bush
I would vote for a blueberry bush first, but there are other bushes that I also don't have a problem with. The only bush less qualified then the sandwich contains a lot more ham then it does.
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Wed Feb-04-04 01:46 AM
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23. RUBEN SANDWITCH.........
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Wed Feb-04-04 01:57 AM
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24. an open faced club...a sand wedge! n/t
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Wed Feb-04-04 06:56 AM
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25. Who are the two people who voted for Bush?
Blue-Jay
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Wed Feb-04-04 08:47 AM
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27. We can discount them as being "Sandwich-Bashers"
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Wed Feb-04-04 07:58 AM
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26. The ham sandwich wouldn't carry on about the "sanctity of marriage"
The ham sandwich wouldn't treat gay people as second class citizens. The ham sandwich...on any kind of bread...would make a far better President than Bush. Terry
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