The movie version of Thomas Kinkade's painting "The Christmas Cottage"

[meegbear]

has been delayed until next Christmas! At least one good thing has happened this holiday season.

http://www.thechristmascottagemovie.com/index.html

[underpants]

1. I'm not sure which is more disturbing this or...

Alien vs. Predator 2

[mikeytherat]

2. How about "Alien vs. Predator 2...at The Christmas Cottage."

Alien and Predator, trapped in their soft-focus, pastel surroundings, decide to team up and rid the universe of insipid, nostalgic "artwork."

I'd pay to see that!

[AllegroRondo]

3. is the entire film shot is soft focus?

[southpaw]

4. Why do you people hate Kinkade?!?!

He's the fucking painter of light, goddamnit!

[meegbear]

5. Ahhh yes, the Lucifer of art

[southpaw]

6. Hey!

You just used the word 'art' in a Thomas Kinkade reference.

[meegbear]

7. Ahhh!

:spank:

[MonkeyFunk]

8. we used to have a kincade gallery in town

my friend and I used to go in and genuflect in front of the paintings. Scared the staff.

[meegbear]

9. He's the Floyd Cramer of art

[hedgehog]

10. Do you know that when you click on this thread, you get an ad

for Thomas Kinkaide at the top of the page?

[grace0418]

11. Oh good. I can put all the vomit away until next year.

I cannot even begin to imagine how gag-a-riffic that movie will be. And it will forever taint every actor that stars in it.

[SallyMander]

12. I have a (smartass) friend

who went into a Kinkade gallery one time, and starting raving about the "great work" of the "local artist"... LOL... the gallery staff informed him that no, actually Kinkade was not local.

Then my buddy started praising the work, saying "i really love the simplicity here... it doesn't make me think at ALL. So much of that modern stuff, you know, it's just so hard to digest!" And the staff were all just nodding happily agreeing with him... :rofl: