Hey! Hey, guys!!

[SallyMander]

I'm, like, TOTALLY close to 1000 posts!

I have been spending way too much time here!!!

:scared:

:rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. You can check out, but you can never leave.

Better make sure that your husband-to-be gets a DU account

;)

[SallyMander]

5. I should talk him into it...

although then we might never talk to each other in real life! :D

[BarenakedLady]

2. n00b!

;)

[SallyMander]

3. LOL!

I will get back to you when i hit 13439 ;)

:hi:

[VenusRising]

4. I'm close to 5000.

And I've been here a year.

It's addictive.

:hug:

[SallyMander]

6. Seriously!

It was slow, slow going until i discovered the Lounge... now i am hooked... this place is hilarious. :D

:pals:

[VenusRising]

15. I'm glad you're here.

You add to the hilarity.

It's an added bonus that you and my husband work in the same building.

:pals:

[SallyMander]

16. Aww thanks!

:hug:


Would your hubby know what was going on if there were a strange woman roaming the 4th floor calling for "Mr VenusRising"? :rofl:

[VenusRising]

26. LOL!

Call for Zodiak Ironfist. That's his DU nick. :rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

7. Meh

Slacker. :P

I'm comin' up on 30,000. That's in just a couple weeks over three years, and I didn't post much during the first year.









Why am I bragging about this? :shrug:

[VenusRising]

10. Because that's what post whores do!

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

31. I am not a post whore!

:grr:









I'm a post gigolo. :)

[VenusRising]

32. What's that like...being post gigolo?

Is that some kind of weird new term for celibacy?

:shrug:






:P

[Oeditpus Rex]

33. Actually, it means

"old, wrinkled and broke."

x(

[VenusRising]

34. That's no way to be.

Maybe you should go back to gigoloing?

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

35. I would, but

that's how I went broke. :(

[VenusRising]

37. You musta been doin' it wrong.

:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

38. I followed Ruth Buzzi's lead

in this old "Laugh-In" sketch where she played a taxi dancer.



"Ten cents a dance..."



*dances*



"Thanks, mister. Here's your dime."



:shrug:

[VenusRising]

39. That was a bad lead to follow.

Try this...

[Oeditpus Rex]

40. Oooo!

Where can I get a striped sports coat like that? :bounce:

[VenusRising]

41. 1980.

:thumbsup:

[Oeditpus Rex]

42. Lemme check my closet

I slept from 1980 until 1993, so...

[VenusRising]

43. I was in school.

1993 was my junior year.

[Oeditpus Rex]

44. Good thing I woke up when I did

Wouldna wanted to miss the Senior Frolics. :)

[VenusRising]

46. I looked so sweet and innocent.

I had everyone fooled.



I didn't look like a dope smokin' hippy rebel chick. :evilgrin:

[Oeditpus Rex]

49. You looked exactly the same

:loveya:

[VenusRising]

51. Good genes, I guess.

:shrug:

:loveya:

:hug:

[SallyMander]

55. And you get 1001 cuz you're GORGEOUS!

:hug:

[VenusRising]

57. Awww.

:blush:


Congratulations on the big milestone!!

:yourock::applause::party::toast::bounce::hug::loveya:

[SallyMander]

59. delete

Ooops, totally replied in the wrong place

[VenusRising]

62. No, I haven't been there.

I hope you had something delicious + dessert. :9

[SallyMander]

63. It's a great spot!

Same owners as Betty's and Surly Girl, two other favorites. :)

(I don't know what is going on w/ my computer right now... i am having major issues! Maybe it's the two cocktails, and not the computer :blush: )

[VenusRising]

67. You should never let cocktails on your computer.

They are real troublemakers, they are. :P

[SallyMander]

69. LOL

SERIOUSLY, they can't type for shit!!! ;)

[VenusRising]

73. But they do rack up the post count.

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

60. dupe

oops again

[SallyMander]

61. Thanks!

And :toast: to you and Oedi for keeping my thread alive while i was at dinner! (At Tip Top by the way, have you been there??)


:loveya:

[redqueen]

8. I'm not gonna say anything.

Which... considering... is quite a shock.

:hi:

[SallyMander]

9. ?

???


:hi:

[redqueen]

11. Ohhhh... nothing.

Congrats on your upcoming thousandth post. :)

[SallyMander]

13. Do "this is my Xth post" posts tick you off?

It's ok, you can tell me :P

[redqueen]

14. Gosh no!

pssst - check your PMs

[Guava Jelly]

12. Run fast....It only gets worse!!

And pre-congrats!!

[SallyMander]

19. As is apparent by many post counts around here!

:D


Thanks! Maybe i'll crack a beer to celebrate :beer:

[stuntcat]

17. par-tay!

:party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party: :party:

[SallyMander]

20. OK, that's just adorable

:rofl:

[SPKrazy]

18. Well congrats!

welcome to the machine


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[SallyMander]

23. Thanks SPK

i will do my small part to keep the Lounge totally ridiculous ;)

[ThomCat]

21. Way too much time?

You're only approaching your first thousand. Pshaw! :P

[SallyMander]

22. Alright, Mr. 18 Grand

:rofl:


:pals:

[lost-in-nj]

24. 5 MORE!!!

answer this and its 4!!!!!



CONGRATS!!!!!!!!!!!



lost

[SallyMander]

25. Oh man

i feel like i should say sometime profound -- i'm totally gonna choke!!! :scared:

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

27. Going out to dinner

I know you will all be DYING WITH SUSPENSE about the brilliant 1000th post coming up! :rofl:

:hi:

[lizziegrace]

28. You're leaving with only 2 to go??

You're cruel... ;)

[SPKrazy]

29. TEASE!!!!!!

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

50. lizziegrace gets #999

cuz she's the first DUer to ever send me a PM


:hug: :hug: :hug:

[lizziegrace]

81. I'm honored

:hug:

[lost-in-nj]

30. COME ON

2 MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!


lost

:)

[Hotler]

36. Damn! You bet me. I'm thinking I'll...

break a thousand before the end of the year.

[SPKrazy]

45. DAMMIT POST!!!!

OR I'LL BLOW UP :P

:silly:

the suspense is killing me you turd!!!!!


:rofl:

[RetroLounge]

47. oooh, reply here!

:hi:

RL

[Joe Fields]

48. I will validate you.

[supernova]

52. One more to go!!

Come on, SallyMander!!

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[zingaro]

53. I think I'm jealous.

I feel like I post all the time and I haven't even hit 700. Sheesh.

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

54. OK HERE IT IS!!!!

HUGS TO YOU ALL!!!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

:party: :party: :party:

:toast: :toast: :toast:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SPKrazy]

56. YAYYY!!!!!!:

:hug: :hug:

:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


:toast:

[SallyMander]

58. :-)

Also my very first lolcat. :D

Hope you are having a great night SPK!


:hug:

:toast:

[VenusRising]

64. w00t!!!!

:woohoo::woohoo::woohoo:

[SallyMander]

68. I feel that i have finally joined the ranks

of a real DUer! :D

Also just realized i had like 3 browsers opened... maybe that explains my previous issues... :rofl:

[stuntcat]

65. You DID IT!

I knew it would happen! :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug: :hug:
:yourock:

[SallyMander]

66. Thanks!

:hug: :hug: :hug:

BTW i just looked at your profile, and your comment is perhaps the best thing i've ever seen!!! :rofl: :yourock:

[stuntcat]

72. to our mutual Rockage!

:yourock: :yourock: :hug:

[SallyMander]

74. This calls for a

:beer:

or maybe two

:beer: :beer:


:pals:

[ThomCat]

78. Congratulations!

Here's to your next thousand. :toast:

[SallyMander]

79. Thanks ThomCat!

Hope you're having a great night! :hug:

:toast:

[CreekDog]

70. wow you made it. good job.

1008. took me four years.

[SallyMander]

71. Thanks CreekDog!

There is a good probability that your posts were of higher quality than mine! ;)

:toast:

[CreekDog]

77. doubtful!

i mean for instance, just tonight...my posts...all crap

[GoddessOfGuinness]

75. WooHoo!!!

Congrats!

[SallyMander]

76. I LOVE IT!!!

That is one ferocious 'mander!!! :rofl:

What a great 1000th post present! :hug: :yourock:

[stuntcat]

80. *gasp*

:loveya:

[applegrove]

82. Congrats!

[SallyMander]

83. Thanks applegrove!

This whole thread just has me tickled pink!! :D