bifurcation of cognition

[Lerkfish]

Dear Gerber T. Tablespoon:

the bifurcation of my cognition is indeed a sad byproduct of a recent menage a trois, how perceptive of you to hazard that random coincidental bollide through causality.
The aforementioned M a T event involved my Id, ego, and Linda Tripp. suffice it to say that someone was recorded without someone's permission, but since no one could sucessfully get through the solopsism schism, our selves merely petered out, collapsed into separate, yet equal splinter groups and contemplated the turning of the gears of the universe, and how they always seem to need oil, and at the most inopportune times.

Whether the bifurcation of my cognition spread even futher into a multiplicity of existence, or whether merely my perception of existence was multiple, could only be approached and then avoided as the equally intriguing concept of whether having multiple orgasms with multiple personality disorder patients over ever increasing intervals and frequency would cause us/me to go into a black hole of sexuality from which no one could escape because the libidinal planes folded in upon themselves, well...because they can.

:P

the preceding purging of my cerebrum was brought to you in an effort to confuse you while the shock troops wait right outside your bedroom window, armed with gold-plated sporks.