DUers check-in: The offical war on Christmas season has now begun....

[LynneSin]

...what will you do to help Bill O'Reilly blow a gasket?

[PVnRT]

1. Wish everyone Happy Non-Denominational End-of-the-Year Non-Specific Holidays!

[flvegan]

2. Suggest massive reindeer liberation from obsessive fat dude.

[KitchenWitch]

3. I will put up my Pagan Tree

and Spiral Dance around it.

[LeftyMom]

4. Protest Santa's use of fur trim. nt

[redqueen]

5. Talk often in public about how the holiday was stolen by Christians

and how much I love the pagan traditions.

:evilgrin:

[Deep13]

19. Yah know, ancient societies gave up a lot when they went monotheist.

To replace the ancient pantheons of gods and petty spirits with the bleating rantings of Christianity and Islam was really a mistake.

[redqueen]

21. Oh I don't know... depends on your perspective I suppose...

just having the one god makes all the adherents so much easier to manipulate, don't you think?

[tigereye]

23. so many aspects of the Christian/Catholic celebration are based on "pagan"

winter traditions anyway...

like the battle between the Holly and the Ivy...


:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

6. I said Happy Hanukkah

To the bell ringer at the grocery store when he wished me Merry Christmas.

[billyskank]

25. I find NITAI GAURANGA HARI BOL!!! works quite well.

:D

[BarenakedLady]

39. LoL.

If I could pronounce it, I just may use that next time!

;)

[billyskank]

40. It's best if you say it really loudly

with your arms open wide and a big stupid grin on your face. :D

[Orrex]

7. A reposted pic from last year's War on Christmas

It's a battle between the cannon and the canon, apparently.

[underpants]

11. LOL

That is getting emailed. Where is that?

[TommyO]

8. I'm making the yuletide gay!

I'm using rainbow colored Christmas lights to decorate the outside of my house, unlike the white lights so many of my neighbors are using.

[MrCoffee]

9. i bought 10 packs of Kwanzaa stamps to put on my Christmas cards

[FloridaJudy]

16. These would work even better

[MrCoffee]

18. used those last year. i don't want to get stuck in a rut

they're really cool-looking stamps, but the postal clerk at the rural Texas post office kindly informed us that they did not have them in stock, so we had to order them from the USPS website.

[zingaro]

42. oh I got those last year and sent them to all my fundie relatives!

[Whoa_Nelly]

10. Ho!

[meegbear]

12. Time to rally the troops!

[Deep13]

13. Declare our loyalty to "Santa" which is an anagram of his true identity...

..."Satan."

[marzipanni]

14. I'm making heavy and dry fruitcake, à la mode de doorstop.

"Uh, we don't have to exchange gifts next year, okay?"

[NewJeffCT]

15. Happy Holidays to you

and season's greetings as well.

[Deja Q]

17. How would blowing a gasket help anyone?

Blowing a balloon is much more fun:

[FloridaJudy]

20. Tibetan prayer flags and singing bowls

At the ready, sir!



Maybe I can set up next to the bell-ringing Santas.


Ommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[tigereye]

22. send him back to the Daily Show for a lecture about multiculturalism

from John Stewart. (and to be made more fun of!)

well, if the comedy writers strike ever ends :cry:

[Giant Robot]

24. War on Christmas?

I ahven't even finished celebrating Ramadan yet.

;)

[SPKrazy]

26. Chief of staff/lounge singer SPK of the Kitchen Witch regime

reporting in

we got it under control on several fronts

but we need more cowbell to defeat the Christmas warriors

for some reason they run from cowbell???

:shrug:


GO LYNNESIN!!!!!

[LynneSin]

27. I do NOT recognize the KitchenWitch installation

Winning with 32% of the vote does NOT sound like the majority was in support of KW but instead KW is nothing more than a sockpuppet installed by YOU!

[SPKrazy]

28. fair elections lady fair elections

you wanna take it up with the witch herself

watch out

:evilgrin:

she's the empress

i'm sure there's a place for you in her cabinet

notice you didn't get but half her votes :P

maybe you could be Miss Congeniality :rofl:

[LynneSin]

29. HEY smartass

Hitler instilled himself as ruler of Germany with 35% of the vote and look what happened there.

:scared:

[SPKrazy]

38. It were a fair election lady

you had a slot on the ballot, i made sure of it

now you refuse to recognize it?

beware of the witch

:D


:rofl:

[Joey Liberal]

30. Announce that Santa Claus is gay n/t

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

32. and is blogging over at Daily Kos

nt

[Joey Liberal]

37. Good one

That would have O'Leilly in a real tizzy.

[AnneD]

36. Actually, announce he is...

a bi pedophile into bestiality-that ought to stir up the right.

[Aristus]

31. Merry Christma-Channa-Kwanz-uka!

B-)

[puerco-bellies]

33. I will offer tobacco to the four directions.

Then I will distribute flour and sugar to some elders in Arizona around the winter solstice. That should kill O'lieley.

[Dukkha]

34. time to really up the ante, make stores stop saying "Happy Holidays"!

It's offensive to poor people who can't have a "happy" holiday, or to people who work on the holidays and can't celebrate. Old Billo is actually gullible enough to believe it if there was an Internet rumor seeded.

[Contrary1]

35. Print this greeting card, and send it to him...

[bridgit]

41. For my part I intend to hack Deck the Halls by Manheim Steamroller into every...

elevator, grocery store, dept store dressing room, restaurant waiting area *and* cell phone ring-tone in this god forsaken country http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-JGU13nT_c">Deck the Halls by Manheim Steamroller

[lost-in-nj]

43. HA!!!

Did it tonight

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7174173


I can die happy....

lost

[GalleryGod]

44. It's a "Hot LZ" we won't be landing!

:patriot:

[Critters2]

45. This Sunday, my children's sermon is going to be about Hanukkah.

Honest. My sermon might be, too. Haven't decided. But the children's sermon definitely.


About a non-Christian holiday. In a church. That should send Bill's blood pressure skyward.

[lightningandsnow]

46. Have a "birthday" tree!

I'm a jewish pagan (yes it's possible), but my birthday is Christmas Eve.

Maybe I shall go buy a little birthday tree. And hang ornaments off it. And have people put presents under it...