i have a really good idea for a ben stiller vehicle

[datasuspect]

it involves ben stiller inheriting a building in NYC from his uncle mort teitelbaum.

he goes to inspect the property and finds a functioning office for the haberdasher's union local 705. walking in the building is like stepping into 1952. we do a jerry bruckheimer montage that ties nostalgic sepia tones with patriotism.

the only two people there are a "salty" abe vigoda and his apprentice owen wilson (we can consider vince vaughn as an alternate).

the "cute" animal is a sewer rat that bites owen or vince's nutsack.

this is an underdog story with the haberdashers fighting some monolithic fashion conspiracy a la zoolander.

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. you crack me up...can I be your agent?

we will make millions!!

[gmoney]

2. Or he inherits the WTC in August of 2001?

Or is that an entirely different movie?

[PVnRT]

3. Better yet, a movie where he actually has to stick to the script

Ben Stiller ad libbing = worst shit ever. "Night at the Museum" was god-awful.