I want a look that says, "I've given up on ever getting laid again in my lifetime."

[deucemagnet]

So, what do you think?

http://www.plaidstallions.com/fashion.html

[SeattleGirl]

1. ........

:rofl:

[JVS]

2. Any man who wears clothing that hideous must have a great amount of confidence

You'll have to chase the ladies away with a stick

[deucemagnet]

5. I'm not sure a lady could infiltrate the shirt-herd.

Or that they could unhook their thumbs from their belts long enough to do anything about it.

[JVS]

7. Nah, if you really never want to get laid, dress like the guy on the left here

[Droopy]

3. Here's what you do

Put on 80 pounds, start wearing bib overalls, and shave your head. It worked for me.

[Danger Mouse]

4. Shut up, that guy on the top left is dreamy.

[JVS]

6. These dudes here are totally going to score

[evlbstrd]

10. Hey, isn't that guy on the left Steve Jobs?

[Richard Steele]

8. That won't do it; the retro-style "vintage clothing boutique" gals would be all over you.

Trust me! :evilgrin:

If you REALLY want to never have sex again, there's only
one surefire, time-tested wardrobe formula:

Plaid shorts pulled up to your ribcage, with black socks
and white shoes.

[deucemagnet]

9. I was thinking more along the lines of incapacitating them with laughter.

[leeroysphitz]

11. Sorry but I'm straight adn even I would give it up to THAT guy... nt

[piesRsquare]

22. "BIG YANK"?

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[DS1]

28. Big Yank eh? I guess it's something to look forward to

[Mojambo]

12. Allow me to introduce you to the wonderful world of sweat pants.

All of my clothing is active wear, and yet I might be the most sedentary individual on the face of the planet.

The irony keeps me company during the long lonely nights.

Just me and my sweat pants.

[Lasher]

13. You might still need fear the space hookers

[BlueIris]

14. Two words: mul-let.

That'll scare most potential partners away at least a little.

[Mr_Jefferson_24]

15. I'm not sure what this color is, but I think it might do the trick...

[Deja Q]

16. She obviously doesn't want to be caught in public wearing this:

(He just wants to see her out of it...)

[Deja Q]

17. Is this dude the guy who played Buck Rogers?

(Love that star trek font too)

:hide:

[Deja Q]

18. This is just creepy:

It's an ad for a menage-a-trois, yes?

[Deja Q]

19. The following outfit would only BE acceptable in 1973:

Still, I wish jeans were only $6.88. Ever since their manufacture was offshored, prices have only gone up. :cry:

[Deja Q]

20. You don't need to wear this to get beaten up in school, but it sure does help:

[Deja Q]

21. Oh look! The Osmonds inspired fashion too!!

:hide:

[MilesColtrane]

27. That particular look says:

"Join us in worshiping our extra dimensional fore bearers, they whose holy countenance resembles what is known on this planet as a "grapefruit".
Let us become one. Don the extra groovy sacred garment in anticipation of joining Gaal-Thrak and Kleel-Snarp on their mother ship."

[meegbear]

23. I think I got some 70's gay porn with these guys ...

they sure look they should be

[piesRsquare]

24. Here's a look for ladies who've "given up"...

:wow:

[FloridaJudy]

25. I think this gentleman's look

Says it all....

[deucemagnet]

29. Actually, that look says to me,

"Hello. I am tourist from Chermany. You show me ver ist Times Square, ja?" :P

[rug]

26. .

[underpants]

30. That is a great name for a band

The Plaid Stallions Live at Leeds