What Do I Do When Your Girlfriend Shows Up At MY House?

[matcom]

any suggestions? :bounce:

[Fleshdancer]

1. HA! Joke's on you. I don't even have a girlfriend!

But if I did, I would expect you to be a gentleman and treat her with respect and dignity. Maybe offer her some coffee or tea perhaps.

:)

[Bluzmann57]

2. If my girlfriend shows up at your house...

Keep her there. I certainly wouldn't want the wife to find out about her.

[rooboy]

3. Tell her...

to pick up her stuff and that it's over between us. But she'll always be my sister no matter what.

[Westegg]

4. So that's where the little minx is...

...I'm on my way over---and I'm loaded for bear.

[Loonman]

5. Watch out for those crabs

:spank:

[DS1]

6. Give her a bowl next to Remy's

*ooooh*

/thankful he doesn't really feel that negatively about any ex's

[GOPisEvil]

7. If a woman shows up at your house claiming to be my girlfriend...

...call me. Because a girlfriend would be news to me! :D

[Loonman]

8. Turn the hose on her

She could use a shower.

[DS1]

9. funny dynamic about this thread

Nowhere does matcom say "ex" girlfriend, are we a bunch of misogynistic bastards or what??

:7

[matcom]

10. everything by design my brother

and always intentional :D

[VelmaD]

11. Invite me over...

for a little group action. Or at least take pictures to send to me later. ;-)

[underpants]

12. Step one: get some crakers

Step two: :bounce:

[ewagner]

13. In the '70's

the rule to follow was:

If you can't be with the one you love,
love the one you're with

[northzax]

14. send her back

I can't do much without Rosy and Family.

[wysimdnwyg]

15. Well, since she's your sister...

No, wait, she's MY sister! I AM from Tennessee, after all.

[northzax]

16. get her to cook you dinner and do your laundry

she's your mom, after all.

[geniph]

17. Nothingshocksmeanymore is at your house?

Well, say hi to Teena for me! :D

[matcom]

18. she IS but now Mrs Matcom is missing

:shrug: :D

[SOteric]

19. If any of my girlfriends

(in the platonic sense) show up at your house, I recommend pouring a few glasses of wine, setting out some grapes and olives. Most of them will enjoy discussing literature, films and music, - but if a nasty-toned debate breaks out you may want to have some DVD's of chick flicks available as backup.

Alternatively, let them get as nasty as they like, but make them wear spandex and argue their points of view while wrestling in Jell-O.

[EV1Ltimm]

20. whatever you want, just don't tell her about my wife!