Emo Phillips or a sharp stick in the eye?

[Generic Brad]

I'm going to have to go with Emo on this one.

[porphyrian]

1. Emo Phillips. I might have to drive a bus. -n/t

[Generic Brad]

2. LOL

:rofl:
I did not expect that!

[Dr. Strange]

13. You and your eyes--you're so attached!

:rofl:

[porphyrian]

14. The nerve. -n/t

[texanwitch]

3. No contest.

A sharp stick in the eye is better.

[Critters2]

4. Stick in the eye. Hands down, walking away.

Twice on Sunday.

[Capn Sunshine]

5. I'll even sharpen the stick first

Emo or pain. No contest.

[ghostsofgiants]

6. The stick, simply because it made me think of this song..

.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jDKE2VLFZr8

[many a good man]

7. There's NO difference between Emo and a sharp stick to the eye

Let us all pause for a short moment and contemplate what it really feels like to have a sharp stick poked in one's eye. OK. Maybe we shouldn't pause to contemplate such a thing.

Let us pause for a second to pretend that we are young and funny.

OK. Back to reality.

[Generic Brad]

8. You've never had a sharp stick in your eye

Have you?

[many a good man]

10. One cannot count the times I have had sharp sticks poked into my eyes

I tried counting at first, but I failed after about thirteen million. After counting to that number, it felt like all the numbers were pretty much the same. I couldn't tell the difference between one number and another number.

But I can surely tell you that my eye felt really damn sore after being poked so much. I am glad that it is finally over. I am counting on all of you to make sure it is finally over.

I know you all mean well, but the stabbing poking sensation never ceases. But don't worry. I don't need your help. I will get through this on my own. And we will both celebrate and be joyful!!!!

[texanwitch]

9. I just been over to youtube, yes Emo is there.

I didn't last very long, I did like the one where Emo is using a tablesaw.

[Jamastiene]

11. Emo, definitely.

I've had a sharp stick in the eye. It hurt worse. Emo Phillips might be annoying, but he's painless.

[Orsino]

12. Emo rocks.

I guess I can see how he might annoy people, but I dig it intensely.