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TheMightyFavog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:02 AM
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Funny joke I found on the Wilwheaton.net soapbox.
Here's a dilemma for you.... With all your honor and dignity what would you do? This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand morally.
The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation, where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.

You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods. There are huge masses of water all over you. You are an AP photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The situation is nearly hopeless.
You're trying to shoot very impressive photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing into the water. Nature is showing all its destructive power and is ripping everything away with it.
Suddenly you see a man in the water, he is fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of water and mud. You move closer.
Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who it is - it's George W. Bush! At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him away, forever. You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of your life. So you can save the life of George W. Bush, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize winning photo, a unique photo displaying the death of one of the world's most powerful men.

And here's the question (please give an honest answer): Would you select color film, or rather go with the simplicity of classic black and white?
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roguevalley Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:07 AM
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1. bwahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahaa!
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Lorien Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:11 AM
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2. Hehe
I recieved that one via email several weeks ago- with a HUGE return path list. Funny thing was, the person that sent it to me would generally never find such "cruel" humor amusing. Amazing how a few years of Smirk can change people! ;-)
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JasonDeter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:20 AM
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3. I love that joke!! I would choose black and white!!!
Its so representitive of bush* and the utter dismal colorless reality he has brought to America, indeed the world.
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4morewars Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 02:34 AM
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4. thank you.....
.....good night !!!!!
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mouse7 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Feb-03-04 04:12 AM
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5. Can I do 3D like the Mars Rovers?
Dumbya bubbles under in 3D.
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