Will Janet Jackson's boob replace Bill Clinton's penis

[sasquatch]

The RW is so sexually repressed that I think this will replace their hidden homosexual obsession with Bill Clinton's penis.

[alexwcovington]

1. It will add to their shit list

They openly denounce modern society as depraved. This is another one for the books.

[sasquatch]

2. Well she's black as well, so it gives more them motivation

They hate black people so much that it's sad:(

[foreigncorrespondent]

3. Nothing can replace Clenis...

...he is just so popular.

But wait for the boycott of Jackson. It should happen as soon as they pick themselves up from the floor, after seeing a boob of national television.

[Fight_n_back]

4. Janet's boob was Clinton's fault

She only has a breast because Clinton destroyed the countries morals. Some of you may be too young to remember but before Clinton, there was no "Hustler" magazine, no "Playboy" and in fact no porn whatso ever.

People only had sex while in a monagomous, heterosexual, religeously sanctioned union. Women were safe from sexual harrasement at the workplace and men were complete gentlemen when seeing an attractive woman on the street.

Then he used some liberal judges definition of sex and now all hell has broken loose. There are gays and bi-sexuals for the first time in history. Using Clinton's example, married couples now commit adultery, something that never occurred in this country before 1998.

We will probably never recover from what that madman did to our morals. Why he may have even made it acceptable to steal an election and then lie to the country in order to go to war.

[sasquatch]

6. He also hid Saddams WMD before the war started

That way he'd make a good Xtrian man like George W "Jesus's little brother" Bush look bad:silly:

[Skip Intro]

5. That's a disturbing mental image

:scared:

[goclark]

7. What About Justin?

Help me understand why Janet Jackson is in so much trouble. She was dancing and Justin tore her costume. Why is she getting all the heat?

[sasquatch]

8. Justin is white so he's the victim of her being a sexy women that was....

dancing "eroticaly". He had no way of controlling himself:silly:


Welcome to DU newbie:hi:

[R Hickey]

11. Welcome to the Democratic Undergarmentland

Yes, this incident needs a major investigation.

After John Ashcroft set the tone of this administration, by covering the giant, green-patinaed boobs of the bronze "Lady Justice" statue, you'd think these "hip-cats" would have gotten the message.

But no. When Bush's Justice Department started the multi-million dollar investigation which led to the discovery of actual whores in New Orleans, who can blame Bush's Attorney General for thinking Janet Jackson's flagrant 'boob' display might be a signal to start an open rebellion.

And what of the children? How can we "save the children," with this kind of stuff going on? What's next, croch grabbing?

Some of the tots who saw Janet's tit were so young that the sight may have envoked sucking responses! Thank God my household keeps a pacifier handy for just such a contingency, and I praise the Lord that our media blotted out that heaving boob in their 5000 replays of the incident.

[CanuckAmok]

9. do you mean 'literally'? That would be...awkward...

n/t

[uhhuh]

10. No!!!!!

Now some evilDUer is gonna think of photoshopping this!! You KNOW they will!!! (I did.)

[Kamika]

12. No, Janet's boob is a DIRECT result of Clintons penis

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[Weiners]

13. Have no fear, the Republicans will

keep Bill's penis alive until the end of time. They're supreme masters of "bit and switch".
As long as they keep these little sexual innuendos in the front of their little minds, they don't have to worry about the truly important things like deficits, health care, out-sourcing, the decline of the middle class or all those other little pesky subjects.

[sasquatch]

15. Actually that's what the media will do

If it's not Kobe's penis, it's another celebs sex life.

[Nihil]

14. As they're both in the same predicament, the question is ...

"Will Clinton's penis stick up for Janet's boob?"

:-)

[geniph]

16. Women didn't even HAVE breasts before Clenis!

The existence of naughty bits can be traced directly to the evil influence of the Weenie of Death!