Beyonce @ The American Music Awards. Kim Kardashian @ the supermarket. YOU decide.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/beyonce_has_a_spacious_backyar.php

Beyonce Knowles attended the American Music Awards over the weekend and received the award for International Star of the Year. I think Beyonce and Kim Kardashian should combine forces and, after the ensuing earthquake, become a crime fighting duo. They’d be like Batman and Robin, except they wouldn’t be able to ride in the same vehicle together. Unless they make aircraft carriers that work on the highway. In which case I totally want one. No, make that two. I drink a lot, so I'd like to apologize in advance to the entire housing development I’ll eventually plow into. I guarantee you that I’ll have no clue how I launched a stealth bomber into your living room, but I’m sure it’ll be wicked awesome. You know, if you ignore all the death.

[Fleshdancer]

1. I love thesuperficial.com

the commentary from this blogger is some of the funniest stuff I've ever read on the internet.

Here's another entry:

While I don’t condone men crying, I’ll let this one slide. Kanye West’s mother died and he attempted to dedicate a song to her. That’s some emotional stuff, I suppose. I wouldn’t know seeing as I have no mother. I was grown in a test tube to battle terrorism and cure cancer. Some people might say that getting drunk at a strip club every morning then playing video games all day is accomplishing neither of these goals. I just have to ask these people, why do you hate America so much? And, also, why can’t I find a gentlemen’s club with decent Wi-Fi? This one blows and I’m pretty sure the chick dancing in front of me has a moustache. Wait, they all have moustaches. And, now that I think about it, Adam’s apples, too. Hmm, why is an alarm going off in my head? Oh, I’m out of beer. Waitress!

:rofl:

[Amerigo Vespucci]

5. It's got the best "hit and miss" ratio I've seen for that kind of blog...

...I'm not sure of how many people are actually producing this. If you look at the site credits you will see "Anticlown Media"...occasionally they put out a call for writers capable of cranking out work in the style of the site.

They used to link to a simliar site, WWTDD ("What Would Tyler Durden Do," http://www.wwtdd.com/ ), but apparently the creators have had a falling out. WWTDD is good, but the Superficial is consistently better.

There's another site that WWTDD used to link to, "I Don't Like You In That Way" (http://www.idontlikeyouinthatway.com/), but it's a pretty weak clone of "The Superficial."

[underpants]

2. Whoops Beyonce's secret no more

[flvegan]

3. Who the hell is Kardashian, anyway?

Isn't she famous just because she's friends with Paris or Lohan or Britney or someone?

Regardless, I don't really dig either one.

[BulletproofLandshark]

4. She's famous for an "amateur film" that leaked on to the internet.

[Amerigo Vespucci]

6. She's famous for three things:

1). Former "BFF" ("Best Friend Forever") of Paris Hilton

2). Daughter of Robert Kardashian:

Robert Kardashian (February 22, 1944 – September 30, 2003) was an Armenian-American lawyer who was best known as a friend of O.J. Simpson. In the days following the murders, O.J. Simpson stayed in Kardashian's house. Kardashian was the man seen carrying Simpson's garment bag the day Simpson flew back from Chicago. Prosecutors speculated the bag may have contained Simpson's bloody clothes and/or the murder weapon.

When O.J. Simpson failed to turn himself in at 11 a.m. on June 17, 1994, Kardashian, a friend of Simpson, then read a letter by Simpson to the collected media. In the letter Simpson said, "First everyone understand I had nothing to do with Nicole's murder.... Don't feel sorry for me. I've had a great life." To many this sounded like a suicide note and the reporters then actively joined the search for Simpson.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robert_Kardashian

3). Star of a low-rent amateur porn flick with singer Brandy's ("Moesha") little brother Ray-J, the highlight of which was mutual "golden showers."

[idgiehkt]

7. I love the look on Beyonce's face in that photo

It's reminds me of this guy from work complaining about how his wife wasn't into foreplay, and how he said she'd just go "you know you want it, so come and get it."

[Fire Walk With Me]

8. I need a bottom from which I can bounce a quarter..

But (no pun) it has to be real.

[Rabrrrrrr]

9. They certainly have enough ass to take down any criminal.

[Dr Fate]

10. Those girls are booty-full. n/t

n/t

[Ellen Forradalom]

11. That dress is part weather balloon

[matcom]

12. i'll take What Is A Matcom Sandwich for $400 Alex

:wow: