What do I have to do to make you hate me?

[LaraMN]

I have fifteen minutes, a half-thawed slab of salmon, and a tourniquet.

GO!

[billyskank]

1. Not possible. Sorry.

[Parche]

4. Not You LaraMN

Butt that billyskank is a different story.........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[billyskank]

6. Eh, he's an asshole.

I've heard all about him.

[LaraMN]

7. That's because you are a benevolent entity.

I'd probably cry if you got really mad at me, and feel a twinge of unease every time I saw anyone with a cute bald head.

[EnviroBat]

2. Fart in my dinner...

but even then I probably would still like you...

[LaraMN]

8. Ew!

You don't have to worry about that happening!

[Oeditpus Rex]

3. Where I come from

that's one hell of a dowry.

[LaraMN]

9. There's part of a dead squirrel out by my garage...

I can up the ante!

[Oeditpus Rex]

11. Mmmm...

Red, brown or gray? :shrug:

[LaraMN]

12. Well, parts of it are red as a result of guts and stuff...

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

So...

You offer a dowry and dinner, plus cabaret with the hip thing.



I still don't get it. Where's the down side? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

5. More threads like this would probably move me in that direction.

[LaraMN]

10. My next effort will be titled:

"what aspect of me is more frustratingly perfect to you?"

}(

Then I will slit my own throat.

[EstimatedProphet]

20. Actually, I thought this one was called that.

[matcom]

13. you would probably have to

get me naked, whisper sweet nothings into my ear, change into something with both leather and lace, tickle me softly with a feather, blindfold me and...



















sneak out of the room x(

[LaraMN]

14. Feeling nostalgic about your honeymoon, eh?

:P

[matcom]

15. not my honeymoon..

Mrs Matcom didn't bring a feather :cry:

:rofl:

[Midlodemocrat]

16. Stop posting pics of the Little MNs.

Although I would probably just send you republican literature in the mail instead of resorting to hating you.

[LaraMN]

17. If you do that, I will:

[SeattleGirl]

18. Well you could, um, no, wait. How about.... Nah, that wouldn't work either.

Sorry, can't think of anything.

:P

[DarkTirade]

19. Maybe if it was a herring... hmm...

sorry, I got nothin'.

[BarenakedLady]

21. You are far too hilarious

for me to ever hate you.

:)