I have not achieved my requisite quota of sinfulness for the day.

[LaraMN]

Stand back.
I am preparing to NOT return my library books in a timely manner

Fuck yeah!

:scared:

[KitchenWitch]

1. I have been slothful today!

:evilgrin:

[LaraMN]

2. My brain feels like cereal.

Cap'n crunch, but still...

[kmla]

3. Wow. You must be one of those cool, hip, rebellious types.

I am in awe of your disdain for authority.

I will stand in your general proximity so that people will think I am cool by geographical association.

:P

[LaraMN]

4. How can you NOT be cool, when you board a school bus to retreive your child

and in the process of talking to the bus driver, your generic whitestrips fall out of your mouth.

[MrCoffee]

5. way to stick it to the man

the man in this case being a librarian.


why are you sticking it to a librarian? you should be ashamed.

[LaraMN]

8. Stickin' it is what I do best.

Librarians are not exempt. No one is.

[flvegan]

6. MY library books? Those are borrowed and therefore not yours.

They're ours, the members of society with library privileges. You're stealing from us. Like one big kick in the nads for each word we're denied.

How COULD you!

*snicker*

[LaraMN]

7. I'm a fucker like that.

Deal with it.

[flvegan]

11. Oh, I'll bet you're a fucker all right.

[Oeditpus Rex]

9. Le gasp!

:scared:

[LaraMN]

12. As well they should be.

There is no end to my devious antics.

I'm volatile and freakishly unstable.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Yeah, and those are your *good* points

I wish you'd do something un-adorable already. x(

[LaraMN]

21. I can do something gross.

I can pop my hip out of its socket.

[Oeditpus Rex]

24. You're not HELPiiiiiiiiiiiiiing!

[LaraMN]

25. Trust me. It is the ick.

:scared:

[Oeditpus Rex]

26. I bet it makes JackMN laugh

Or hide under the sofa, one.

[JVS]

10. You're scaring the children, LaraMN! Stop this madness at once!

[LaraMN]

13. They need to know what the real world is all about!

:mad:

Hop on- I'm driving this train of vengeance straight into the mouth of total anarchy.

[JVS]

15. Lara, have you been getting enough Ketchup and the natural mellowing agents it contains?

[mainegreen]

14. Oh SHIT! You just reminded me about MY library books.

Damn damn damn.
And I JUST paid down my fines.

Damnit!

[LaraMN]

19. You are SO dead!

:o :o :o

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Oh yeah? Well I just ran with scissors.

[LaraMN]

18. Let's ne honest; it was a moderate sprint,

and you had the scissors wrapped in something resembling an amniotic sac.

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Let's be more honest. It was more like walking semi-quickly.

:rofl:

[LSK]

20. when I grow up, I want to be a badass just like you!!!

:rofl:

[LaraMN]

22. Soak it up.

I'm radioactive with fumes of rebellion.