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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:24 PM
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Experiment 1: Can I eat enough breath mints to make my esophagus go numb?
Don't tell me.
You may influence my perception of the results.
I'm science-ing.
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:24 PM
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1. flvegan in 3, 2
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:25 PM
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2. Do your homework, slacker. nt
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:27 PM
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3. Fine.
FINE!

In five minutes...

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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:28 PM
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4. Experiment 1A:
If you follow said mints with a six-pack of this...







...and then play on the trampoline for half an hour, what color will your belly button turn?

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:32 PM
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6. I think it would pop out
indicating that I am "done."

:P
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:36 PM
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8. Okay, but
who "did" you? :shrug:

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:29 PM
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5. Uh, why do you want it to go numb?
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:34 PM
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7. Just for variety.
I figured I'd try it because it might feel weird and interesting (a line of thought that has not served me well in the past.)
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:36 PM
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9. Yeah, that's kinda in the same trailer park with
"Hey, watch this!"

:D

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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:39 PM
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11. 'variety' still sounds a little vague...
:evilgrin:

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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:39 PM
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10. If you eat these you will
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:40 PM
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12. Oh good lord. If you're ~that~ bored, go show Mr.MN your butt.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:41 PM
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13. And then she can use the Altoids
Edited on Sun Nov-18-07 07:41 PM by HypnoToad
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:42 PM
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16. Meh. Only slightly more effective than Pop Rocks.
:boring:
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:44 PM
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17. I knew it!! I knew it!! I knew it!!
:rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:42 PM
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15. Too much of a commitment.
I have important things to think about eventually doing.

:D
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 07:41 PM
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14. Probably won't work
Try chugging a bottle of Chloraseptic.
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