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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 11:55 AM
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I'm trying to do my homework. MrLaraMN keeps asking to see my butt.
Tell him to knock it off. Better yet, tell him to go finish the drywall job that should have been done two months ago.

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matcom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 11:58 AM
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1. can *I* see your butt instead?
:P
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:11 PM
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4. No. Go sand my drywall since you have so much time on your hands.
:P
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supernova Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 11:59 AM
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2. Would the Flying Penis Antlers be a good substitute?
:D :rofl:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:12 PM
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5. *Snort!*
I think not.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:00 PM
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3. Show it
or does that not fill the bear?

:hi:
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:16 PM
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6. I let him see it this morning. That was a bad idea.
It's like opening the floodgates.
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Inchworm Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:38 PM
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11. I thought about that
really, I did :P

:hi:
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billyskank Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:19 PM
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7. Show him this.
MrLaraMN, please stop asking LaraMN to show you her butt. Better yet, go finish the drywall job that should have been done two months ago.
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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:36 PM
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9. You're such a helper!
:bounce:

:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:32 PM
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8. Tell you what
show it to me, and tell him to finish the drywall. When he's done, I'll tell him all about it.

Deal?

You have my PM info.

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LaraMN Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:36 PM
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10. Oh WHY didn't I think of that?!
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:39 PM
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12. It's only a great idea when
it gets executed upon. Yet, my PM box is LaraMNass free.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:41 PM
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13. Can't say i blame him
I'd pick your butt over drywall anyday :D
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Yavin4 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 12:43 PM
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14. I Have The Solution
Take a picture of your butt and give it to him. Then, tell him it's his early Christmas gift. Now go away.


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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 01:37 PM
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15. He's only in it for the artistic motivation
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 02:55 PM
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16. Won't someone PLEASE think of the children?
:rofl:
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 03:19 PM
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17. Is it possible that he needs to look at your butt so he can remember where he put the sandpaper?
It might be a memory thing, you know.

"Now where did i put that sandpaper? It is in a drawer....i just know it but i can't remember which one. Honey? Show me your butt. OH YEAH! The BOTTOM drawer. Thanks, honey"

Just be happy the memory thing isnt "Chest of Drawers"
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The Velveteen Ocelot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 05:18 PM
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18. I hope he doesn't get confused and try to sand your butt.
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Der Blaue Engel Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 06:12 PM
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19. Is it a new butt?
:shrug:
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 06:19 PM
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20. tell him he can see your butt when the drywall is done
:)
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SOteric Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Nov-18-07 06:19 PM
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21. Tell him to go look in the mirror.
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