Are Any Ladies Here Shopping for a Man

[Perseid]

If you haven't found one yet, what are you looking for?

[Deja Q]

1. Not to intercede, but I just wanted to let everyone know:

* I'm self-efficient
* I'm sensitive and caring
* I'm priced competitively
* I drink V8 without flinching
* I stay crunchy in milk
* I like boobies. Especially if they've got blue feet. In other words, I like bird-watching.
* I'm working on getting fit, with some success

[From The Ashes]

2. Got one I can test-drive?

:evilgrin:

Seriously. I'm looking for someone with a pulse. But no drama; I've had my fill of that. Everything else is irrelevant to me.

[Inchworm]

3. THERE YOU ARE!

I wanted to say...

I love you!!!!

:hug::P:hug:

[From The Ashes]

5. aren't you already taken?

Those elves were cute, BTW. :hi:

[Inchworm]

6. I am taken, but

I still love ya!

omg, you have no idea how many smiles the elves have brought here. I have emailed it out to my address book lolz..

How are ya? Other than the man hunting, is all ok? ;)

:hi:

[From The Ashes]

7. I'm doing great...

...I'm just lonely. No one to talk to but the dog.

[Inchworm]

8. my dogs gave up on me

so I talk to the computer and totally laugh too much putting ppls heads on elf bodies :P

PM me, I'll rattle with ya. :)

:rofl:

[zabet]

4. Why?

Are they marked down, discontinued stock?
Seconds? Irregulars?
Most importantly....
do I need a coupon?
;P

[lost-in-nj]

10. pftfffffftttttttttt

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Hey make me a copy of your coupon!!!

Please.....



lost

[supernova]

9. Kicked few tires; but haven't bought one yet

Product attributes I favor:

Masculine (but not macho, that's the cartoon version, IMO)
Sense of humor
Liberal (obviously)
Healthy dose of ambition and purpose in life, but with an ability to appreciate life
Content with his career choice and who he is
Willing to help out around the house without making comments about "women's work" (I genuinely need the help)
Has a hobby he enjoys (sports, fishing, woodworking, I don't care as long as it's something he enjoys when not working)
Enjoys children, probably has his own (I won't have any but his are fine and of course must be gentle and kind to the kids in my life)
Willing to meet me 1/2 way
Some element of spirituality, though I don't have a preference, just that there's some other facet to him besides this plane.
The quality of stillness (perhaps related to spirituality, the ability to be calm and patient) I generally don't like the steriotypical Type A because they want everyone to be BUSY BUSY BUSY. Not the same thing as being productive or effective or even achievement oriented.

Looks, dunno, depends on the individual.

[supernova]

11. Dupe

[Whoa_Nelly]

12. I don't shop

I hunt

[Lisa]

13. oh! Sorry -- I thought you meant "shopping on behalf of a man"

They always give me such vague lists, and their handwriting is really hard to read.

[flvegan]

14. Ladies, ladies...I'm right here. Hello?

Oh, this is gonna hurt, isn't it.

:hide:

[Chovexani]

15. The kind of man I'm looking for doesn't exist in real life

So I've resigned myself to simply ogling them on my Playstation, and dating hot women instead.