CNN Breaking News: Wolf Blitzer finds graffiti in CNN washroom

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It refers to "big dog" in a way that makes it unmistakeably a reference to Bill Clinton. Senator McCain is now arguing that if Bill Clinton is a dog, then either Hillary is also a dog or they do not have a same-species marriage.

This just in. They have found more graffiti in the CNN washroom. This graffiti says something about Ted Turner. It's disrespectful, so they aren't providing details. Apparently it's written in Tucker Carlson's handwriting.