Commissioner Gordon to Britney: "You're no longer allowed to drive with your children in the car"

[Amerigo Vespucci]

Britney Spears can’t drive with her kids



Commissioner Scott Gordon ordered this afternoon that Britney Spears is no longer allowed to drive with her children in the car. Britney had run a red-light last week with her children and court appointed monitor in the car which prompted Kevin Federline’s lawyer Mark Vincent Kaplan to call for an emergency hearing. They wanted to revoke Britney’s driving privileges and succeeded, according to E! News:

"Orders were made," Kaplan said upon leaving the courtroom. "I can't discuss the content of those orders. Documents have not been released by the court, and I don't know if they will be. The matter will be continued at a future date."

For those of you reading at home, that’s lawyer talk for “Hell yeah, we kicked some ass.” Though I don’t really think Kevin’s lawyer are in a position to brag. I mean, their job is way too easy. I’m sure they can get the judge to agree with them on anything. They could petition the judge to make Britney Spears grow a mustache and box and kangaroo and he’d probably go for it.

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/britney_spears_cant_drive_with_her_kids.php

[Critters2]

1. I get the feeling someone's not committed to the whole child-rearing thing. nt

[KitchenWitch]

2. Even Batman can't make Britney be a good mother.