How do you get someone you are dating to be inanimate with you?

[MrCoffee]

is there etiquitte to asking someone to take an ice bath first, then lie absolutely still?

[ProudToBeBlueInRhody]

1. Hook up with my last blind date

She stared at the waiter for one minute in silence when he asked what kind of dressing she wanted on the salad.

I'm not kidding.....one whole minute.

[MrCoffee]

3. she's contemplative. what's so wrong with that?

or maybe the voices were vigorously debating the merits of bleu cheese over the vinaigrette

[skygazer]

2. It helps to date inanimate objects

Like Kate Boswell - her acting indicates she may be a good choice.