How do you tell if you're a guy?

[rug]

[MrCoffee]

1. roofies.

[KitchenWitch]

13. ...

:spank:

[MrCoffee]

27. i learned it by watching you!

:rofl:

[KitchenWitch]

31. I am the one your mother warned you about!

:evilgrin:

[rug]

17. What the hell is a roofie?

[unpossibles]

2. let me check

yep. I have not showered today.

[rug]

19. That is an almost foolproof test.

[BarenakedLady]

3. penis?

:shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

No thank you, I've already got one.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Sure

Rub it in...












Wait, that's not what I meant....














Oh dear...
















:blush:

[Fire Walk With Me]

14. Don't worry, I won't hold it against you.

;)

[BarenakedLady]

18. damn it!

:rofl:

[rug]

20. I think she wants you to.

[BarenakedLady]

22. You do?

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[billyskank]

35. I can't leave you alone for a minute can I?

[rug]

6. You were just looking for an excuse to type penis.

[BarenakedLady]

9. Indeed.

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This is entirely too much fun for me to be a normal person.

[Fire Walk With Me]

23. We may have found the Word Of The Day!

Penis

[flvegan]

10. You can borrow mine.

:evilgrin:

[BarenakedLady]

16. Will I have to return it?

I totally suck *cough* at paying late fees.

[lost-in-nj]

4. uhhhh

do you sit down or stand up
while using the rest room??

(trying no to turn this into a bodily function thread)


:rofl:

lost

[Pierre.Suave]

5. ok real quick

do you dangle or not?

[rug]

7. Not foolproof. There are some unfortunates whose appendage does not dangle.

Present company excepted, of course.

[Pierre.Suave]

8. boy that would be unfortunate

very unfortunate...

[IronLionZion]

12. Do you "feel" like a guy?

:shrug:

a penis doesn't make one a guy. just ask someone in the transgender community

[rug]

15. Now let's not bring politics into it.

[IronLionZion]

21. hehe, i know it's a copycat thread, I was just saying nt

[mwooldri]

24. When you get burned on a bonfire on November 5th.

Guy Fawkes Night. People, usually older children and teenagers, make a "guy" using straw and old clothes. Usually it's an effigy of someone (Bush, Blair, Brown, Thatcher, Local screw-ball politician) and they get the pleasure of being put on a bonfire and burned.

So when you get burned on a bonfire, that's when you're a guy!

Mark.

[Guava Jelly]

25. I pee standing up

And i feel sorta warm after seeing bnl's picture in Mr scorpio's thread..thud!!.Maybe i am a lesbian?

[lips]

26. you must think Marx was hot.

[Guava Jelly]

28. If marx looks like bnl I'd [ censored]

:hide:

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

29. It's easy, just get naked and look down

Wait ... oops, just a big gut. Nope, this ain't easy.

:hi:
:rofl:

BNL, can you give me a hand with this issue?

:rofl:

[Ellen Forradalom]

30. You babble incoherently in the presence of someone you're attracted to?

[Perry Logan]

32. If I see a ball lying on the ground, I have to pick it up. It's genetic.

Also, if I come to a body of water, I have to try to skip a stone across it.

[DarkTirade]

33. When you go to the bathroom, is your natural inclination to leave the seat up afterwards?

[Deja Q]

34. Take pictures of the evidence and post them on Craigslist?

:hide:

[Inchworm]

36. Pull my finger...

:hide:

[NewWaveChick1981]

37. I can tell I'm not.

:P :hi: :evilgrin: