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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:25 AM
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Salma Hayek: "I said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them!"
THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS



http://www.wwtdd.com/post.phtml?pk=3152

Salma Hayek says she was so upset because she was flat chested as a kid, that she would pray to God for larger breasts. Salma says:

"My mom and I stopped at a church during a road trip we were making from our home in Mexico. When we went inside, I prayed for the miracle I wanted to happen. I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them!"

I can assure you, prayer wont make prayed about body parts any bigger. If it did, the eighth grade would have given me a penis somewhere between the size of a horse and a giant mythical super horse.
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Robeson Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:27 AM
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1. God works in amazing ways....
...we're not to question HIS will.
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yorgatron Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:28 AM
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2. like i NEED an excuse...
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Heidi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:37 AM
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3. LOLZ!


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Capn Sunshine Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:40 AM
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4. And then God said, "hey! let's add stretch marks!"
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Bicoastal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Nov-16-07 02:53 AM
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5. She's preggers in that!
Here's Salma explaining it to Letterman.
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