I truly like having a ten inch....

[Bennyboy]

crescent wrench. Sometimes when you got to get your nut off, it really comes in handy. Especially when you have to bust a big nut and it just doesn't seem like it will ever come. Get some leverage behind it.....

[Dr. Strange]

1. In France, this is usually denoted by...

IBTL.

[Bennyboy]

2. Against my better judgement.....

I'll bite.....IBTL?

[Dr. Strange]

3. Ooh, biting.

Definitely IBTL!

[quip]

7. Biting bites. Where is that Shakira thread when you need it? All this thread needs

for a lock is 2 words: lips and lick-- judiciously placed.

:hi:

[Dukkha]

4. Got me the strangest woman, Believe it, this chick's no sinch

When I wanna get her goin'
Then I whip out my Big Ten Inch...
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch record of her favorite blues

Last night I tried to tease her
I gave my love a little pinch
But she said now stop that jivin
and whip out your big ten-inch...
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch record of her favorite blues

I'll cover her with kisses
and when we're in a lover's clinch
she gets all excited
when she puts on my big ten-inch...
Record of the band that plays the blues
Well the band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch
Record of her favorite blues

My gal don't go smokin'
and liquor just makes her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'cept for my big ten-inch...
Record of the band that plays the blues
Band that plays the blues
She just loved my Big Ten Inch record of her favorite blues

[Bennyboy]

5. Every band I have ver been in has

played this song. Gets the goils goin!

[quip]

6. Score 5 for no embarrassment, score 3 for slight embarrassment, score 1 for

IBTL :hi:

[Bennyboy]

8. Sometimes a big tool like myself....

doesn't get the internets lingo.. Now I get it....

[Bennyboy]

9. Now all I need is some locking jaw

pliers and I will be all set.

[suzbaby]

10. I truly like having a ten inch...

pianist.

:D

[Bennyboy]

11. That would be key.....

[suzbaby]

13. ...

:rofl:

[quip]

12. Ten inch, anyone?

http://www.infoimagination.org.nyud.net:8090/ps/humor/images/sweaty_anna.jpg

:applause:

[krispos42]

14. But there are some cases when you just need 15 inches

The heft is really impressive, and takes two hands to really grip the shaft and work it effectively. And of course a really big jaw requires a really big screw. The hole on the bottom has its uses as well.

[pokerfan]

15. record of my favorite blues?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r33hCQHokGg

[Inchworm]

16. Love ya man!

G'night!

:applause: