Ha! I volunteered to Mod the next Dem debate in GD. I need Lounge questions.

[flvegan]

C'mon...feed me.

[Inchworm]

1. I love you toooo!

:yourock:

Question #1 - Where is the love? A. Right Here!!

:hi:

[BarenakedLady]

30. Weirdo

:hi:

[Ekirh]

2. Diamonds or Pearls? DUH!

:banghead: :P

[quip]

3. the Lounge needs a position on the fare tax

(not the fair tax) and specifically, in Delaware.

:hi:

[yewberry]

4. Questions you might find in the Lounge

or questions about the Lounge?

[flvegan]

6. Questions FROM the Lounge FOR the candidates.

[yewberry]

10. Ah, that makes more sense.

Questions about Oscar or exactly who was drunk and posting from the airport would've stumped them in GD.

My question, then: What will be your first steps toward restoring the Constitution and balance of powers that were the foundation of the government of the US?

Bonus question: Will you actively work against DOMA?

[DarkTirade]

5. Ponies. Yay or nay.

[crispini]

26. Yea or Neigh?

:rofl:

[DarkTirade]

33. See, it's a trick question. :)

At least that was my mane intent.

[MonkeyFunk]

7. Do you support giving drivers' licenses

to veal cows? Ya know, so they can escape by car.

[flvegan]

8. They're too young to drive.

You know that.

[MonkeyFunk]

9. You didn't fall into my trap...

you're good.

[Lord Wortherington]

11. Candidate X? How often do you clip your toenails?

[Dr. Strange]

12. Question: What the fuck?

I mean, really bro, what the fuck?

Applies to any and all candidates.

[Fire Walk With Me]

13. I'll second that, but it stands as an entirely separate question and must be used as such.

Best possible scenario, use them both.

[ghostsofgiants]

15. Good question.

[flvegan]

16. That's the one!!

Nothing more. Let them figure it out.

Bet Kucinich nails it.

[Bennyboy]

14. Do any of you know that HEMP CAN SAVE THE WORLD?

Or are you that fucking blind?

[flvegan]

17. That'll be my second question behind "What the fuck?"

[LeftyMom]

18. Niche question, but...

What's your stance on the AETA? I'll consider anybody who doesn't stare blankly- of course that'll only be our boy, but that's why he rocks. :D

[flvegan]

20. Hillary will say she voted for it BEFORE she voted against it, but

that she also thinks they need protection from everyone, tax breaks, an "Obama Sucks" t-shirt and a club to beat Edwards with when he's around AND that little blonde bundle of love comes to town.

[LeftyMom]

21. Obama will (sort of) endorse conversion treatments

I, for one, am looking forward to being brainwashed into thinking I like animal testing. ;)

Hillary is considering bombing AR 2009 to rid us all of the evil AR menace.

[Richard Steele]

19. Where do the candidates stand on cats that look like Hitler? nm

[Robeson]

22. I'm borrowing this one from Mad Magazine....

...candidate X, "Can you postulate as to whether a society as described in Plato's Republic is theoretically possible today? Ha! Just kidding. The question is really about your official campaign song..." :D

[Bullwinkle925]

23. "Why are MOST of you taking money from evil people?" . . .

and what will you do when it's time to 'call in the chips'??



:evilgrin:

[flvegan]

24. You can't ask that question.

Please, look into the...

[Capn Sunshine]

25. Position on Kudzu?

Devil's snare or up and coming houseplant?

[bbernardini]

27. Why do you hate America, HITLER? nt

[meegbear]

28. When you goto the Olive Garden ...

Do you get the chicken with or without the CornFlake coating?

[lost-in-nj]

29. When your elected

will you allow sex threads in the lounge???

what.....???
thats not a good question???


:shrug: :shrug:

lost

[mainegreen]

31. What is your position on eating kittens to save children?

What if the children were Iranian?

[sarge43]

32. Should Lounge Losers have drivers liences? n/t

[Giant Robot]

34. Do you support my right to carry a concealed

lightsaber?