Inappropriate Doctor names ....

[Trajan]

OK .. In honor of another thread in Lounge, I decided to start one of weird and inappropriate doctor names .....

Now ; they MUST be REAL names of REAL Doctors whom you've seen .... I have only two ...

Dr. Gamble ... a general practicioner ... and ...

Dr. Bonebrake ... an honest-to-goodness orthopedic surgeon ...

Cmon now ... YOU know a few .... right ? ..

[BeatleBoot]

1. Dr. Payne, DDS

:7

on edit: Never met one, nor heard of one, however. Just came to mind!

[Ramsey]

9. I do know a Dr Payne

Who is a neurologist. Inevitably so I suppose.

[Demonaut]

43. How about a Neurosurgeon ...Dr Slaughter

Military Dr, great guy

[Throckmorton]

50. In Colchester Connecticut there is a practice

with both a DDS Named Hurte and a DDS Named Payne.

[havocmom]

2. The (Dr) Beaver Clinic - OB, GYN

and then there was Dr. Muff....

[everdene]

3. Our dermatologist here is Dr. Spott.

[Fleshdancer]

4. My dentist: Dr. Root

My first gynocologist: Dr. Cox

[Mrs. Overall]

5. Dr. Slaughter and Dr. Bruiser

Slaughter was our family doctor when I was young.
Bruiser was my sister's gynecologist.

[greatauntoftriplets]

17. There used to be a surgeon in Evanston, IL,

named Dr. Slaughter, as well.

[davidinalameda]

6. my sister used with work with a Dr. Richard Head

who went by Dick

[kath]

35. Was he a neurologist? There was a Dr. Richard Head who was a neuro

resident at Washington U St. Louis in the mid 80's...

What a god-awful name -- parents must have been either very naive or sadistic...

[ConcernedCanuk]

7. My father has a doctor name "Anis"

.
.

go say it without chuckling ! Dr. Anis

[BrotherBuzz]

42. Dr. Rectanus

Practiced in Brookline Mass....No, he was not a proctologist.

[Journeyman]

8. Dr. Butcher, a veterinarian. . .

n/t

[sleepyhead]

36. Another Dr. Butcher

The head of the surgery (!) department at Washington University (in St. Louis where I used to live)

[Archae]

10. A GP here in Sheboygan

Dr Rammer.

I'm not kidding.

[billhos]

13. In Indiana

we had a surgeon named DR Gorham.

[Dennis Quaranta]

11. Paging Doctor Putz

Doctor Putz, wanted in Urology. Paging Dr. Putz . . .

http://www.biolreprod.org/cgi/content/full/65/5/1496

[Mandate My Ass]

12. Dr. Kwak...at the Hosp. where I work

Oh and my sister-in-law sees an OB/Gyn by the name of Dr. Brest.

[LosinIt]

14. Dr. Stopp - Vasectomy King, very famous here in Rochester, NY

my children saw a pediatrician whose name was Tinkleman. What an opportunity lost, he should have been a urologist, like the famous Dr. Stopp.

[many a good man]

15. Dr. Kilpatrick

is someone you don't want to see if your name is Patrick...

[Xithras]

16. Two

My daughters pedi an Asian gentleman named Dr. Au (pronounced "ow")

My wife used to see a Doctor Dockter...for obvious reasons she preferred "Doc"

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

18. Bill Frist

He's an inappropriate Doctor.

[Hubert Flottz]

19. I'm am going to tell you a sad Butt true, little story!

I had my rhoids removed and the Doctor's name was Dr Arse! I swear to Gawd! I told him before the reaming that he had the perfect name for a guy in his line of work! Needless to say he didn't think it was nearly as funny as I did and he corrected me on how to pronounce his name! When I woke up after the thing was over, it was kinda like those 'It's Alive' movies in the recovery room! I thought I'd felt real pain before, but this was unreal! It felt like Dr Arse did my rhoid job with a burr grinder and cutting torch!

There were people dressed in white standing all around me, trying to hold me down and I was bucking like a mad bronco! They had to put me back to sleep to get me back to my room! A couple of days later a nurse came to take blood and she asked me, if I remembered throwing her across the recovery room and I did remember it then! That evening my Demerol wore off and I found out that Dr Arse had not left orders for more pain meds and had gone out of town for the weekend! Man was I ever sorry I teased the good DR, because I knew he'd gotten even!

I fought with the night nurse, trying to get another doctor to do something for me and she wouldn't do it! I waited until about 12:00pm and I put on my street clothes and they caught me in the elevator and dragged me back kicking, biting, screaming and gave me shots the rest of the weekend! I was in there for 5 more days and they kept me zoned out the rest of the time!

The sad thing is after all that PAIN nobody ever wants to see my scar!

[NJCher]

25. OMG

This may have been the funniest thing I've ever read!


Cher

[Hubert Flottz]

45. It wasn't funny when I had my first bm!

It felt like I passed a bull rake or a garden weasel! I'm talkin' SERIOUS Pain! Doktor Arse was a pain in the Arse from a to z! Should have been Doktor Mengela!

[latebloomer]

20. Dr. Bash

oral surgeon in Hoboken, New Jersey.

[Endangered Specie]

21. Dr. Buckthaw... my orthodontist (braces)

[Whitacre D_WI]

22. Well, I suppose "Phil McCracken" would be an appropriate name...

...for a proctologist.

[Flaxbee]

23. My mom's dentist, Dr. Whacker

... and my brother-in-law's orthopedist, Dr. Crusher (wasn't Beverly from Star Trek TNG, though)...

[Blue-Jay]

24. There was a proctologist in Illinois named "Dr Pucker"

I laughed every time I drove past his office.

[Nay]

26. A friend of mine in high school had a dad who was a gynecologist. . .

named Dr. Raper. She got kidded a lot about her name.

[ironflange]

27. Here in Calgary we once had an alderman named:

R. T. Alderman.

[burrowowl]

28. In ABQ we have a Dr Jack Zipper

He isn't a surgeon though.

[Nikia]

29. Not exactly inappropriate

A town that we drive through sometimes has a sign for the chiropractor. It says: Pensis Chiropractic. I always misread it as Penis Chiropractic.

[flama]

30. A friend in Illinois

used to go to Dr. Pill and Dr. Payne.

I visited Dr. Howell and Dr. Bloodgood once. OB/GYNs shouldn't have hands the size of Virginia hams!

[Lostmessage]

31. Woo Suk Woo

I am not sure of the spelling.
I went to him one time when I was a kid. He was a Doctor that takes care of patients with leukemia.

[LynneSin]

32. Seriously - my doctor is Dr. High

I'm not kidding you.

Plus there use to be a dentist down the road from where I use to live: Dr. James Bond (teeth do get bonded you know

[Robb]

33. I gots two of 'em:

Ortho doc, a woman named Dr. Beinbrecht. Yes, that's German for bone-broken.

And a skin guy named Dr. Kierkegaard. Which isn't so much inappropriate, as just interesting that anyone is really named Kierkegaard. :shrug:

[Bozita]

34. OB/GYN - Dr. Hole, M.D.

spotted in Taylor, MI about 10 years ago.

[Ellen Forradalom]

37. Dr. Zoltan Ovary, gynecologist

Source: Remarkable Names of Real People compiled by John Train

There used to be a podiatrist in Chicago named Frank W. Zappa.

[bobthedrummer]

38. My doctor is an internal surgeon

Dr. Ripp.

[gulfcoastliberal]

39. Dr. Horney

She is a dermatologist back in Davis.

http://www.woodlandhealthcare.com/physicians/horney.htm

edited for verb tense, link, and spelling

[silverlib]

40. Dr. Richard Chop and Dr. Needleman

Dr. Dick Chop is a urologist in Austin that probably performs more vasectomies than any other doctor in Austin.

Dr. Needleman used to be, and maybe still is, a dentist in Ingleside, Texas.

[Burma Jones]

41. Dr. Gore, Dr. Brain and Dr. Seymour Weiner

Dr. Gore is a Dermatologist

Dr. Brain, a Shrink

Dr. Seymour Weiner, a Pediatric Urologist



I posted on the other thread too

[DemBones DemBones]

44. Dr. Byrne, GP, and Dr. Finger, OB-GYN.

Also, Dr. Drips, OB-GYN.

Two of these were my doctors, one was my mother's.

[JCMach1]

46. Dr. Karve

An Indian heart Dr. in Ocala, FL...

:)

[JMac]

47. Dr. Alden Cockburn--(Urologist)

[imax2268]

48. OBGYN...

Dr. Harry Feltersnatch...:eyes:

[Bucky]

49. I had a dermatologist named Dr. Totz... German for Dr. Death - creepy guy

[fudge stripe cookays]

51. Deadman Hospital in Dallas- Seriously!

Not quite the same, but hey-- would YOU want to be treated there?

[GOPisEvil]

52. Dr. Richard (Dick) Chop, a urologist in Austin.

Swear ta Gawd!