rectum, damn near killed him

[NightWatcher]

whare some other punchines minus their jokes?

[Ptah]

1. Bennet? Nearly broke it.

[redqueen]

2. Is that rectum thing really from an actual joke?

I only ever hear the punchline, so... I thought it wasn't a real joke...

:shrug:

[quip]

4. Absolutely!

Little Johnnie's teacher asked him how his weekend was.

"Horribly, a car hit my dog in the ass," he said.

The teacher corrected, "Johnnie, we say 'rectum.'"

"Wrecked him?" Johnnie said. "Damn near killed him!"

:-)

[redqueen]

6. Well whaddaya know!

I learned somethin today.

Thanks. :)

[NightWatcher]

7. same here, I thought it was a fake

[DS1]

9. thanks

I was wondering too

[wicket]

36. Learn something new every day!

:D

[quip]

3. If you're going to tell me that grown-ups don't really get laid, I'll have nothing left to live for.

:rofl:

[MonkeyFunk]

5. "A pig like that, ya don't eat all at once!"

[lost-in-nj]

8. Tissue you!!!

I don't even know you!!!!



lost

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

10. Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

[FloridaJudy]

11. Hair lip! Hair lip! n/t

[Vanje]

12. Because sheep can hear zippers

[Critters2]

13. You can negotiate with a terrorist. *

*How is an organist different than a terrorist?

[hellbound-liberal]

14. If she wasn't good enough for her own family, then she isn't good enough for ours!

Joke available on request :D

[Whoa_Nelly]

15. Would I? Would I?!?!?

Peg leg! Peg Leg!

[Perry Logan]

16. ...and that's why Republican women can't become ballerinas.

[underpants]

34. :-)

Please PLEASE PM me that joke PLEASE

[DarkTirade]

17. And the bartender says, "What is this, a joke?"

[Inchworm]

18. Got down an' somethin' bit ya!

:D

[SacredCow]

19. "Nope. 'Fraid Not." n/t

[flying rabbit]

20. I'm sorry, we don't serve food here.

[zingaro]

21. "well Sir, she's got worms too...and I like to fish."

[badgerpup]

22. "Stop you, hell!"

"I bet $50 that you COULD do it!"

CanNOT remember the joke it's supposed to accompany...


Here's another...

You're a mean drunk, Superman. :evilgrin:

[Vanje]

23. Ones a Nazi vessel filled with hot air, and the other is a dirigible

Whats the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

[Deep13]

24. Do you think I asked for a 12 inch pianist?

[Deep13]

28. delete

[Roon]

25. send down some more of this hot buttered corn on the cob

eom

[yellowcanine]

26. "And that's where sh***y ideas come from, my son.

[Vanje]

27. 40 lbs of lutefisk

[Vanje]

29. The doctor say you gonna die.

[Vanje]

30. It started as a wart on my ass

[Arugula Latte]

31. "Oh, not much. Just ate some Cheetos and watched some porn."

[texas1928]

32. "damn it dog MOVE! Before she shits on you."

[krispos42]

33. "We'd rather have a bastard in the family than a lawyer"

:evilgrin:

[Arkansas Granny]

35. He took two steps and disappeared.