We have a humanities professor at my school named Richard House

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How can I keep from thinking his name is funny? Discuss.

[Fovea]

1. You need to concentrate on how good

the president and his family would look arraigned knee deep in front of your professor.

[ZenLefty]

2. We had a chem professor...

...whose name was about 1 vowel away from 'Dr. Dick us off'. Ironically, that's exactly how we felt about it at exam time. :(

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7. I can't help but start humming, every time I walk past his office,

"She's got DICK, ow, house..."

[ZenLefty]

8. She's mighty mighty, letting it all hang out

Yeah, I know what you mean.

[Freedom of Speech]

3. We had a history professor whose

name is Dr. Weir.

He'd always say, "Add a 'd', get an 'f'. (it was funny the 1st time)

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6. I love one-joke professors

Not really. I can't stand them.

[Trajan]

4. Worked with a man named "Richard Head" ...

And like my father, Richard, his friends called him "Dick" ...

[ZenLefty]

5. O, the Humanity

:P

(can't believe no one posted that one yet)

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

9. My nephew had a teacher named

(some firstname) Pinto Bravo

In Portuguese, that's "Wild Penis". And yes, there ARE people with that family name!

[Catch22Dem]

10. Is he young?

Like early 30s? Military?

[PVnRT]

11. No idea

I don't have him for class, since I'm a graduate student. I just pass his office all the time.