make up your own reason, but ask me anything!

[ulysses]

:)

[Terwilliger]

1. should I get a bottle while at the store?

:shrug:

[ulysses]

3. you should get a bottle whenever you can.

:)

[Terwilliger]

well, I'll use you as my excuse

drinking seems better than most other things

[ulysses]

13. feel free

Some nights I swear myself to sobriety, but the next day I remember why I learned to drink in the first place. :D

[Lizz612]

2. you have 110 posts till 12,000

how soon do you think you will get there?

[ulysses]

5. three months?

wild-ass guess.

[Gato Moteado]

4. got any money for sale?

i could use about 10k

[ulysses]

6. no, but

we're planning a yard sale soon.

[buddhamama]

7. so,

seen any breasts lately? :silly:

[ulysses]

8. yup!

:evilgrin:

[gator_in_Ontario]

11. Only 3

my wifes and some Iron-clad one

[buddhamama]

14. i tipped my glass a little too much last night

something i do not regularly do,
I saw Six- Whatta woman that Janet is!

[ulysses]

18. is that anything like

a six-eyed Madonna?

[buddhamama]

22. roflmao

:D

[buddhamama]

30. btw,

the Like A Virgin period of Madonna has always been my fave.

i have a gap in my front teeth too, smaller than hers though, did you know that?

[ulysses]

37. I didn't!

My senior year high school English teacher, in a discussion of Chaucer, informed us that a gap in the front teeth meant that a woman...

well...

ok, we won't go there. :)

The "Like a Virgin" phase was my favorite too - the torpedo-tits thing that followed didn't do much for me...

[KCDem]

9. how are your students doing?

You are a teacher, right?

[ulysses]

10. yeah - they're fine, far as I can tell.

Digging well into mixed fractions, division with remainders and subtraction with borrowing, depending on the class.

[MsUnderstood]

12. Plastic or Paper?

[ulysses]

15. canvas

(but usually plastic)

[Cheswick2.0]

16. why do birds suddenly appear?

and when?

[ulysses]

17. because they, like you, long to be close to me.

:evilgrin:

[ulysses]

21. as an addendum,

thanks much for putting that damned song in my head...

[Cheswick2.0]

27. You're welcome! LOL, n/t

[Cheswick2.0]

26. cute

:7

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

19. Aren't you above these ask me anything threads?

:P

[ulysses]

20. dear lord no.

I'm just playing catch up with newyawker, anyway. :D

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

25. I'm still working on 10k

You guys have less of a life than I do! :D

[ulysses]

31. yeah, but I've been here longer.

Dam' kids!

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

51. I've been here since October 01

I still have less than 10k. So sad. When did you first get here? The beginning or later?

[ulysses]

53. July '01

:) There are those with longer times who have many fewer posts.

[LeftPeopleFinishFirst]

55. Yeah, yeah

you've only got a few months on me Mr. Ulysses.

[kymar57]

23. Why ?

[ulysses]

24. why not?

[kymar57]

29. asked and answered

[ulysses]

32. stick around for a while, friend.

:D

[PVnRT]

28. Why does life suck?

:shrug:

[ulysses]

33. because it'd blow otherwise.

[buddhamama]

34. how many peanuts

does it take to make a jar of peanut butter?

*note--natural peanut butter without fillers*

[ulysses]

38. clickwhirlcompute

958.

[gulfcoastliberal]

35. Is it kosher to surf DU all day at work?

Just found out my boss is a dem!

[ulysses]

39. It's definitely cool.

Consult your local rabbi as to the kosherness of the thing.

[dolo amber]

36. Ooh Ooh...I have one!

Will you re-post the darling "Portrait of Ulysses as done by a 6 yr. old"?

I LOVED that! :D :hi:

[ulysses]

40. this one?

[buddhamama]

41. it's darling !

how does Mrs. Ulysses feel about you wearing her earings?

[ulysses]

43. she approves.

She's overly protective of the bikini undies, though. Dammit.

[dolo amber]

42. YES!

That's the one, complete with the upside down comb moustache and the 9 (NINE) hairs! :D:D

Thanks, that makes my day! ;)

Now I have to go, it seems I'm being proposed to on another thread...:o

[ulysses]

44. but are you being proposed to

by a balding stick figure on that other thread?

*reaches out, longingly*

[dolo amber]

45. Ummm....

Geez, I'm not sure how to answer that...you HAVE seen pics of short bus, no? :D:D;)

[ulysses]

46. I have.

Does it not come down to the earrings?

[SOteric]

47. In celebration of

the fact that you exist in general, - and your hallmark 12,000th post:

What teacher(s) most positively affected your education in your childhood, and how?

[ulysses]

52. the best teacher I ever had

was Linda Batty, who taught the "gifted/talented" program my ninth grade year and coached us to the Odyssey of the Mind finals my senior year in 1987. I occasionally forget how hard she had to work with some of us (including me) on certain issues, and she frustrated the hell out of me at times, but never was there a better teacher.

She's still at the education business from what I understand, although she's (regrettably) not in the classroom any more. Batty, thank you.

[everdene]

48. ulysses, does this dress make my butt look big?

[ulysses]

54. yes.

(this is a compliment.)

[everdene]

56. Thanks for the compliment...

I was wondering if it was the dress or the extra 25 lbs. that I haven't lost since my last baby.*

*My youngest "baby" is now 32 years old.

[PVnRT]

49. Should I use the UNIQUAC theorem to describe my VLE data?

Or should I run with NRTL or UNIFAC?

[ulysses]

58. damned engineering smartasses.

UNIFAC's your baby, in my totally uninformed opinion. :shrug:

[IronLionZion]

50. So, how's life these days?

[Terwilliger]

57. what's the second derivative of 12x^3-4x?

...

...

hey, I asked you first

[PVnRT]

60. I'll handle this one

With uly's permission:

(12x³-4x)''=72x

[Laszlo_Hollyfeld]

59. Where is the

flush mechanism on this current administration?