Caption this photo! The coward and the marine...

[Lindacooks]

[Gato Moteado]

1. the officer and the doofus

nt

[nannygoat]

3. Good one! n/t

[nannygoat]

2. Dubya is thinking...

"Damn this guy is tall. I can't do ma head rubbing thing on him like I do with all other black folks."

God, does * always have to look SO stupid? That soldier has so much more dignity and class than shit for brains.

[11 Bravo]

4. You ain't from Brazil are ya boy?

I know, cause there aren't no Aferkan-Amurkans in Brazil.

[nini]

15. LOL

Jesus.. that made me laugh at loud!

[gulfcoastliberal]

5. Hope he don't come after me

when he figures out I cut all his VA benefits!

[beyurslf]

6. Bush: So that's what the uniform looks like.

Officer: Must look straight ahead or I will laugh in his face. God I hope they don't snap my picture and people think I support this guy.

[Zero Gravitas]

7. Military guy is thinking

must... not... slap... little... weasel. Must. NOT. slap. little. weasel.

[ugarte]

8. "You sure have a pretty face"

n/t

[salinen]

11. "Hey,

did you see me in my flightsuit?"

[plcdude]

9. the Marine is

thinking is this guy trying out for queer eye for the Marine guy?

[JohnyCanuck]

10. Dubya's thinking

Boy that guy sure has a pretty face, and I am just nuts about guys in uniforms, especially when they don't need an artificial codpiece.

[wysimdnwyg]

12. W: Hey, boy...

You know I was in the Texas Air National Guard when I was your age. 'Course, I skipped out on most of it.

[skip fox]

13. W. is "thinking": "Boy. Betja I coulda been a Marine!

Only if I'da signed up and went through training and stuff. Then I'da been one hellof a Marine and fighting man. I'd have a bunch of soldier stories to tell to the school kids that visit! Wow. 'Back in the Nam...' I'd say, and then tell e'em how it was so bad one winter we had to eat our own legs. Or was that Korea? Wow. If I'da been a Marine, I woulda known. Boy. Maybe after I get done with president and everything . . . . hmmmm."

[gator_in_Ontario]

14. "You're gonna carry...

the real turkey, right???

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

16. "Why does he look so angry? It's not like...

...I ever did anything to piss off black people, is it?"

[Hubert Flottz]

17. "Eyes Front Trooper, Wipe That Smile Off That Face!"

"Soon I ship your military ass out to Iraq, so you can defend Hallib errr..I mean freedom and I'll rotate those Republican Guards back here to vote for me in the fall! I need all the republicans I can get! See the old ones are pissed at me and Dick for trying to make a buc errr...making the tough decisions we've made, about the oi errrr...war on terra! Carry on Troop, I'll be in the area!"

[JasonDeter]

18. I'm such an insignifican nothing compared to this young man.

I hope he doesn't laugh when I start speaking.

[ronnykmarshall]

19. Marine:

"Please, please, please, just let me pop this mother fucker in the face. Just once."

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

20. Damn, that boy is tall, and he ain't got no haaair.

[Blue-Jay]

21. "I hope he didn't steal the change out of my ashtray when he parked my car

[Bertha Venation]

22. If the man on the right is not thinking:

"God, what a splendid man, I am so proud that I live in a country with such fine servants" then the man on the right is not worth a puddle of warm and rancid piss.

[NashVegas]

23. "Black boys are delicious ..."

Any Hair fans?