Whoa! 20 deer outside my house in the woods!

LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:03 PM
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Whoa! 20 deer outside my house in the woods!

We get deer, but never twenty at once! Those deer are using my woods as a meeting place for their world domination plans, I just know it! :D

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redqueen

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:05 PM
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1. Oh how pretty!

I knew there was a reason I don't like living in the city.

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Brucey

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:05 PM
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2. Let's hope they're Democrats! n/t

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Dookus

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:05 PM
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3. well...

Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 05:06 PM by Dookus

you're on the front lines of their offensive. Please let us know if you see them taking up arms. Thanks!

on edit: Three raccoons were having a meeting in my yard last night - I wonder if it's related.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:06 PM
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4. I'll keep a look out but...

The place is surrounded.

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:30 PM
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11. I just got a psychic message

OHHHHHH Put down A bag a Feeder Corn and nobody gets hurt, otherwise the sapling you planted is lunch! OHHHH, message over.:o

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Shrek

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:08 PM
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5. Shoot them!

Can't be too careful, ya know!

:D

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:09 PM
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6. Venison is good for you

No fat :)

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MissMillie

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:29 PM
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10. Actually....

lots of omega-3 fatty acids

good for your cholesterol

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:41 PM
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21. I'm a vegetarian

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tom_paine

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:10 PM
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7. Hunting season is close to over

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TXlib

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:15 PM
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8. Fire up the BBQ!

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madrchsod

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:33 PM
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14. baby back ribs

or for the peta folks-bambi back ribs or a bambi slow cooked roast..dam and all i got to eat is hamburger

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GoddessOfGuinness

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:22 PM
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9. Did you put salt to melt icy walks?

Maybe that's what's attracted them. I've always been fond of deer...of course, I never tried to keep a garden in deer country. :-)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:45 PM
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22. Nope

I'm quite puzzled. I can just attribute it to the fact there was a Deeraholics Anonymous meeting nearby for now!

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madrchsod

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:31 PM
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12. have you checked

with your conservation dept on the amount of deer per sq. mile in your area? 20 at once may mean there is a over population in your area. they may be over eating the their area causing damage to small trees and other plants.

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:34 PM
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15. And then invite me over with the bow

:)

Any antlers in the bunch?

The poster should take some pics and share :)

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:40 PM
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19. Of course there's an overpopulation of deer!

I live in New York, they even infiltrate our roadways!

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1a2b3c

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Mon Feb-02-04 05:33 PM
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13. Quick shoot half of them

Before they overpopulate the world.

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Lefty48197

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:07 PM
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16. If the NRA got their way, you could shoot em all up with a machine gun

that would put an end to their sinister plans.

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jansu

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:24 PM
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17. I can top that!

I'm sitting at the computer looking out the window at my front lawn and there are 25 Elk enjoying the grass. The dogs are sitting by the fire and just don't want to go out in the cold and chase them. Can't blame them, I'm not going to either!

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if it comes from the whitehouse it must be true

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:26 PM
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18. Man!

I wanna live where you live, unless its in jelly stone park :P

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:41 PM
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20. nope!

Just good old upstate ny

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jansu

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:48 PM
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23. They wreck your gardens, though!

The deer are in upstate NY, the elk are in Northern California.

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LeftPeopleFinishFirst

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Mon Feb-02-04 06:51 PM
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24. Yeah

my mom used to have a vegetable garden but we couldn't keep it up because of all the deer and rabbits. :(

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