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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:40 PM
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Is it just me, or does Florida look like a penis?
Come to think about it, so does Ashcroft.

Sorry, I'm bored... even the bubble wrap thingy lost its interest.
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texastoast Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:45 PM
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1. Yes, with . . .
Electile dysfunction
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:05 PM
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14. that's a good one! LOL
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starroute Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:48 PM
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2. It's just you . . . but don't worry about it
Try taking a cold shower and staring at the map of New Guinea instead.
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NightTrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:49 PM
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3. As a matter of fact...

...it looks like a FLACCID penis!

And having once lived in Florida, I can say with complete authority that a flaccid penis is the perfect symbol for the so-called Sunshine State!
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kmla Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:50 PM
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4. Does Florida look like a penis? Nah. Just it's governor.
;)
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:51 PM
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5. DALLAS/FORT WORTH LOOKS LIKE A BIG PENIS
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:53 PM
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7. hm, not seeing it.
Still fixated on Florida. ;)
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MsFlorida Donating Member (370 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:52 PM
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6. it is the big dick state
I know I've met a lot of them since moving here (sarcasm now off).
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Bertha Venation Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:55 PM
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8. Sometimes a peninsula is just a peninsula. n/t
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scarlet_owl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:56 PM
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9. To quote Homer Simpson,
"Florida! But that's America's wang!".



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geniph Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:57 PM
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10. Yes, and it has Electile Dysfunction!
It needs a shot of Reality Politics!
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Beaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:58 PM
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11. ummm...make mine New England-
Florida's too flacid.
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gator_in_Ontario Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:06 PM
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16. cape cod has that curve thing goin' n/t
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 04:58 PM
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12. So, honey, you're fixated on penises?
Well, you'll be home in a few days. You may worship mine when you return.

:evilgrin:
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KCDem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:04 PM
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13. nah... this board is just so damn boob-fixated today
that I wanted to give it some balance. ;)
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LeftPeopleFinishFirst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:05 PM
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15. Hey you two better watch it
SEX THREAD SEX THREAD SEX IS BAD! :evilgrin:
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:09 PM
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17. Hey, we're married (to each other)
Edited on Mon Feb-02-04 05:09 PM by TXlib
And you're 16, so you shouldn't be in the R-rated threads!

Go here!

:P
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YellowRubberDuckie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:36 PM
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22. I learn something new on here EVERY DAY!!
I didn't know you guys were married. Makes sense now, though...just thought you guys were flirts. lmao
Duckie
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:16 PM
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18. I always thought it looked like a
butterfly net

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arwalden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:18 PM
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19. Locking -- NO SEX THREADS!
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TXlib Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:23 PM
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20. You ain't got the juice, man!
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A HERETIC I AM Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:29 PM
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21. Lake Michigan.
Lake Michigan looks like a big penis sticking its way into Nothern Indiana. "Penis Lake" Thats what they should have called it
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Moderator DU Moderator Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Feb-02-04 05:54 PM
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23. locking this thread
no sex threads
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