My MONKEY is HERE!!!

[flvegan]

I'm amazed they got the guy in this little box. I don't see any airholes, either. Hmmm...

[Parche]

1. SHOCK YOUR MONKEY

:hi:

[ThomCat]

2. You killed it!

:cry:

[MrCoffee]

3. this monkey's gone to heaven

if man is 5, if man is 5, if man is 5

[billyoc]

4. wtf, they don't need air holes.

[Westegg]

5. Jimmy Page don't need no airholes...

..which is, I assume, what you named your dead monkey?

[LeftyMom]

6. It's a sea monkey. Just add water and don't shake the bag. nt

[Midlodemocrat]

7. That is just a fancy term for shrimp.

[MrCoffee]

8. Palace of the Brine

In a place they say is dead
in the lake that's like an ocean
i count about a billion head
all the time
there's a motion
palace of the brine
i saw the cloning
of the famous family
i heard the droning
in the shrine
of the sea-monkey
palace of the brine
beneath reflections in the fountain
the starry sky and utah mountains
they are swimming happily
can't you see
a life that's so sublime
palace of the brine.

[LeftyMom]

9. DON'T TELL HIM!

I gave him bait and he's happy. Don't tell him that I paid a dollar and got change back.

[seemunkee]

11. We are a unique and proud race and shall one day rule the Earth

Don't mess with us.

[seemunkee]

10. Actually we like that

Its like going to an amusement park.

[SPKrazy]

12. after you give it a good talking to

be sure to spank it okay :P