I am pissed off at Skinner. You should be, too.

[Midlodemocrat]

Approximately 10 months ago, he wowed all of us with a picture of a beautiful baby boy. Since then? NADA. Not.One.Pic.

Where was the Easter photo? The one of BabySkinner in his adorable Easter outfit stealing Easter Eggs from crying, annoying Republican children? Nowhere to be found.

And, what about the patriotic Fourth of July shot? You know, the one with littleSkinner in his blue and white sailor suit with the upside down flag pin?

And, Labor Day? A perfect photo op for all of DU to see the little guy sticking it to the man and supporting Unions. But, do we get a picture of his efforts? No. Skinner couldn't even throw us a crumb, a Polaroid.

October? Halloween? Do not even go there.

How are we supposed to conduct the war on Christmas without the inspirational picture of the littlestSkinner in his pilgrim outfit? :cry:

I would suggest hijacking every thread to ask about this, but I don't want to earn a granite cookie. Instead, we should all refrain from posting until we get to see new pictures.

Who's with me???!!!!!

:patriot:

[flvegan]

1. I'm telling.

[Midlodemocrat]

2. Yeah, like his computer doesn't light up like it's on fire when someone posts his name.

:eyes:

[flvegan]

3. I doubt he'd want the hassle of that.

As much as his name gets uttered around here?

chicken, fercryinoutloud.

See, watch:

Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner

Now, when I hit Post message, his computer should explode, and he'll surely come and check my post out and ban me for life, right?

Not likely.

[Midlodemocrat]

4. Dude, it's like the Outlook 'Out of the Office' message

One mention of Skinner per poster.

Try to keep up.

[flvegan]

14. Dude, he already has you on Ignore.

He wouldn't see your lighting up of his 'puter anyway.

[Midlodemocrat]

18. Nope. I just PM'd him this thread.

He hasn't responded, but he will. Oh yes, he will.

:rofl:

[flvegan]

19. Look, still here!

Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner Skinner

Nice theory, Hitler.

[Midlodemocrat]

21. His CTRL-F is stuck. He's on it.

[LynneSin]

6. Dang, I guess we could only dream

:hide:

[flvegan]

11. D'oh! Why you little...

[LynneSin]

22. Blame yourself - that thread was begging for a sarcastic response

and who is the queen of sarcasm here?

[LynneSin]

5. No it only lights up like it's on fire when you post

He KNOWS what a trouble maker YOU are

[Midlodemocrat]

7. Trouble maker? Moi???? All because of a baby pic.

:rofl:

[LynneSin]

8. um, yeah

Think about it

[Midlodemocrat]

9. Tag. You're it.

Douchebag.

[LynneSin]

10. BITCH

tag YOU'RE IT

[DS1]

12. Not me

I don't want to see anyone's goddamn womb punchers

[LynneSin]

13. are you anti-breeder

:shrug:

[DS1]

15. I'm pro-decency

[LynneSin]

16. Come on - don't you want to keep up with the Duggar family?

[Fire Walk With Me]

26. Aren't they great-grandparents yet?

[Quantess]

32. I think it's time for the Missus to cut off her womanly tresses.

She's a baby farmer and a hair farmer, too!
Seriously, you'd think the babies would have pulled it out.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. Oh really?

Well, don't check your email anytime soon. I am spamming you with pics of ALL THREE OF THEM.

:bounce:

[DS1]

20. go ahead, my email blocks spam

and if the source is any indication, I'm sure they all look kinda spammy too

[Midlodemocrat]

23. Wrong. They are beautiful pics of beautiful children.

So. There.

Just for that, I am returning the 8 x 10 I bought you of TM's Senior Portrait.

[Deep13]

31. "Womb punchers?"

:rofl:

I'll add that to the list. So far it includes:

Ankle-biters,
Curtain-climbers,
Rug rats,
Yard monkeys,
Crumb-snatchers.

[DS1]

34. I was looking for names like that

but google only brought up bad baby names, so "womb punchers" is fresh off the press :bounce:

[BarenakedLady]

24. Now you've done it!

We are all gonna get in trouble and get put in time out because of you.

Well lemme tell you something lil missy! I'm not going to get blamed for your shenanigans again!

:hide:

[Midlodemocrat]

25. BNL - these aren't shenanigans, they're highjinks and tomfoolery.

[BarenakedLady]

27. Rabble-rouser!!!

[BlueIris]

28. He's smart to keep pics of his kid of the site. You never know what the hate-filled freakazoids

on all those RW blogs would do with them.

[Phentex]

29. Skinner's real??????!?!!!?????!???

:hippie:

[Lady Freedom]

30. just hit the "Recommend" And push it up to get his attention!

:patriot:

[EOTE]

33. Would my little one suffice?

She's 15 and a half months old and I've yet to post a single pic of her on DU. She's the smartest and strongest little girl I've ever seen and she's the joy of our lives. She isn't saying too much in terms of words now (she's definitely said 'kitty' a few times and recently 'duck' and 'hat'), but she's been walking since 9 months and constantly has us in stitches over her curious nature. I've got some links to videos too, but I thought I'd start with a few links to conserve bandwidth for dialup users:

Hannah loves rice cakes!
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahJane/photo#5092998162180419714

Pilgrim baby (4 months old)
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahJane/photo#5127852850808936674

Me and my bunny (Easter of this year, 9 months old)
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahJane/photo#5080537372195707266

Valentine's Day pic:
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahJane/photo#5080537041483225282

Her first b-day cake:
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahSFirstBirthday/photo#5092999068418519506

Hannah with her cousins:
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/HannahSFirstBirthday/photo#5092998784950677714

And finally some from halloween:

http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/Halloween2007/photo#5127589131227027410
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/Halloween2007/photo#5127844991018784786
http://picasaweb.google.com/jm.robinson778/Halloween2007/photo#5127845102687934658

[Midlodemocrat]

35. She's adorable! Congratulations!

[EOTE]

38. Thanks, and 5th rec...

We love her to pieces even though she'll hide our cell phones and remote controls permanently if you take your eyes off her for a second. She is quite the curious one.

[Midlodemocrat]

36. This thread has four recs? Jeez people.

:rofl:

Where's the fifth?

[Lady Freedom]

37. Come on people! Just 1 more rec.!!!