Woman finds boyfriend stuck in cat door, dead.

[Archae]

Yeesh! :wow:

32-Year-Old Stuck In Cat Door Dies

ST. JOHNS COUNTY, Fla. -- Authorities in Florida launched an investigation into what they called one of the strangest accidents they've ever seen.

Woman Finds Boyfriend Dead In Cat Door

Investigators said 32-year-old Charles Tucker Jr. was using the cat door early Saturday morning as a way to get back into his girlfriend's St. Augustine home after she kicked him out.

Deputies said several hours after Tucker's girlfriend told him to leave she found him stuck in the cat door.

http://www.wisn.com/news/14578224/detail.html

[DS1]

1. better than the cat box

I guess

[supernova]

2. Sounds like he was having problems

They found him slumped over in his car too.

What an odd way to die, though. :wtf:

[Archae]

3. Wasn't said, but I bet he had some serious drinking or drug problems.

[barb162]

4. Um, yeah. n/t

[TorchTheWitch]

6. just as odd as the old guy that fell in his trash barrell and died

No kidding. Several years ago there was a story in our local paper of an old guy that slipped and fell head first into his trash barrell and couldn't get out, so he ended up dying in there.

[Redstone]

5. Only in Florida.

Redstone

[SoxFan]

7. Take his picture, make a lolcat

FAIL

[Liberal Veteran]

8. I IZ IN UR CAT DOOR, STINKING UP UR HOUZ!

:D

[tanyev]

9. That's tacky.

And it really made me laugh.

:spray:

[crispini]

11. You're evil

And terribly, terribly funny.

[EOTE]

13. Wow, is there any atonement I can give for laughing at that?

I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight without some sort of self-flagellation.

[TrogL]

18. Can I watch?

[DS1]

10. I can has nother lief plz?

[BrklynLiberal]

12. You just can't make this stuff up!!!!!!

[AngryAmish]

14. Florida, again

[Lance_Boyle]

15. Heh.

Gotbaumed in a cat door breaking into a house. Darwin candidate.

[rug]

16. If she let him in this wouldn't have happened.

[SteppingRazor]

17. Gawd, I love my state!

Florida rules.

[SoxFan]

21. My in-laws just moved there

St. Augustine, actually.

They were sick of post-Katrina Louisiana. So, if you're looking to escape a state with unbearable humidity, dysfunctional government, and chronic flakiness, what better place to choose than Florida!

[Withywindle]

19. She needed to get a 'boyfriend door' installed.

I know I can't take the whining. Wanna come in. Wanna go out. It never stops.

[redwitch]

20. LOL

Would ya just make up your mind? A question I ask my bf all the time.