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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 06:56 PM
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Post your oxymorons here.
I'll start:

"The best Christopher Cross song"
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Parche Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:53 PM
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1. Log Cabin Republicans
A good Rene Zelwegger movie

:hi:
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lightningandsnow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:57 PM
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2. Compassionate conservative
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cordelia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 07:58 PM
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3. * Presidency n/t
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Nov-12-07 09:54 PM
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4. Somebody had to do it
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Solon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 01:03 AM
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5. "Military Intelligence"...
"President George W. Bush"

OK, I'm out of ideas.
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hvn_nbr_2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:48 PM
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31. "Military Justice"
"Military justice is to justice as military music is to music."
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KitchenWitch Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 01:11 AM
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6. Jumbo Shrimp
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FloridaJudy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 01:15 AM
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7. Criminal Justice n/t
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sakabatou Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 01:49 AM
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8. Microsoft Works
Or Morans:
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TAZller Donating Member (118 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 01:55 AM
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9. Congressional Action.
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Spirochete Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 02:48 AM
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10. Republican President
at least I HOPE that becomes an oxymoron forevermore.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 02:51 AM
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11. I am having deja-vu all over again:
http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7108934
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 03:12 AM
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12. President Bush
yes INDEED
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intheflow Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 03:18 AM
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13. Jim Kelley
Oops, I thought you asked for our "ex-morons", and Jim was the biggest moron I ever dated.
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retread Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 06:04 AM
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14. Straight from Dirty Dick, "Humanitarian Bombs." n/t
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NewWaveChick1981 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 06:54 AM
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15. Billy Mayes, hawker of Oxy Clean.
He's definitely an oxy moron. :P :rofl: :hi:
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skyblue Donating Member (724 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 06:58 AM
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16. I had a positive experience with a Christopher Cross song. nt
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Perry Logan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 07:54 AM
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17. Smart bomb
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 07:55 AM
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18. Fox News
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Tommy_Carcetti Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 08:06 AM
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19. You mean like this one?


Easy. Waaaay too easy.
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av8rdave Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 10:30 AM
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20. Nonstop flight
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jakefrep Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 11:05 AM
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21. Conservative Thinktank
Vacation Bible School
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unpossibles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 11:10 AM
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22. friendly fire
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The Straight Story Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 11:15 AM
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23. "General" Discussion (we rarely discuss generals there) (nt)
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indypaul Donating Member (896 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 11:16 AM
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24. conservative republican n/t
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formerrepuke Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 11:43 AM
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25. Liberty University
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Bucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 03:50 PM
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26. functionally illiterate
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 03:56 PM
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27. Intelligent design
Edited on Tue Nov-13-07 03:57 PM by AnneD
GWB existence should lay that puppy to rest, just as he does with white superiority.
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AnneD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 03:59 PM
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28. Howz about...
Led Zeppelin:patentedevillaugh:
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nomorenomore08 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 07:26 PM
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32. Iron Butterfly! Quiet Riot!
nt
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hyphenate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 04:14 PM
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29. graceful cat
(almost all cats are graceful!)

cleaning detergent

beautiful New England
(what can I say? New England is beauty personified)

dirty laundry

hot summer
cold winter

worn-out cliche
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Dr. Strange Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Nov-13-07 05:41 PM
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30. Lesbians for Diversity
think about it


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