Text of Bush* pre-game speech

[KamaAina]

I'd like to welcome all 'Murkins to today's Super Bowl, um, X-X-X-V-I-I-I game (that doesn't mean it's X-rated, does it, Mr. Cheney?) between the Carolina Panthers and New England Patriots. Now I was not aware that New England even had a football team. I'd always thought of football as strictly a 'Murkin sport. But that's okay. I'm proud that New England has joined the National Football League, just like their great leader, Tony Blair, has joined us in the War on Terra. So stick around, folks, and see if our trusted allies can defeat the Axis of Weevil...

:-)