Nipple of mass destruction?

[Carl Spackler]

Could it be - TimeWarnerAOL & CBSViacom working with the BFEE to trigger a moralistic bible-belt backlash calculated to build to a crecendo just in time for November? "Wardrobe failure" my a**!

[wryter2000]

1. Hi, Carl

I don't know if a nipple has enough legs to make it to November. (Slap me :evilgrin:)

Welcome to DU :hi:

[wryter2000]

2. Hey, waitaminute

You're right. Only it's to upstage Whistle Ass's fiasco of a budget. How did he get JJ to go along? :wtf:

[Carl Spackler]

3. Watch for Michael to receive favorable treatment from bush courts

my guess

[Jacobin]

4. Baby Bottles of Mass Destruction

I don't get it. Breasts are functionally simply baby bottles. Americans have turned tits into some kind of uber gaga nastiness that they don't deserve.

I admire a nicely turned breast as much as the next guy, but these freakazoids like Ashcroft, etc, who are completely mortified at the sight of a tit......man they are fucked up

[4morewars]

12. ashcroft has issues

...serious issues

[Red State Rebel]

16. Hers had a metal hubcap on it - she must have been out of milk...

[jsw_81]

5. It's weird

People don't even seem to care that young Americans are getting shot, stabbed, burned, and blown to bits almost every day in Iraq, yet they freak out and cry outrage when a woman's breast is exposed for a few seconds on television. No wonder Europe laughs at us; this country is filled with puritanical hypocrites (aka Republicans).

[beanball]

15. that tit

you are so right.

[K8-EEE]

6. I Know I Always Glue On Napkin Rings In Case Of Wardrobe Failure...

NOT!

[VelmaD]

8. Uh...if it's pierced...

you generally have to wear jewelry in it all the time. Don't want the hole to close up. If someone ripped my shirt right now they'd see my ring. Somedays that get to see a shield not too different from what JJ was wearing. And I certainly don't put mine on expecting the whole world to get to see it.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

7. It's the terrorists' fault

that we had to see Janet's nip on national TV. That's all part of their dastardly plan.

[slappypan]

9. terror titties

Has John Ashcroft apprehended Ms. Jackson yet and wrapped her up in a blue drapery?

[CatWoman]

10. you are ALL wrong!!

they are tits of mass destruction related program activities.

Get it right!!!

:D

[Mr. McD]

11. Breasts by Charles Simic

I love breasts, hard
Full breasts, guarded
By a button.
They come in the night.
The bestiaries of the ancients
Which include the unicorn
Have kept them out.

Pearly, like the east
An hour before sunrise,
Two ovens of the only
Philosopher's stone
Worth bothering about.

They bring on their nipples
Beads of inaudible sighs,
Vowels of delicious clarity
For the little red schoolhouse of our mouths.

Elsewhere, solitude
Makes another gloomy entry
In its ledger, misery
Borrows another cup of rice.

They draw nearer: Animal
Presence. In the barn
The milk shivers in the pail.

I like to come up to them
From underneath, like a kid
Who climbs on a chair
To reach the forbidden jam.

Gently, with my lips,
Loosen the button.
Have them slip into my hands
Like two freshly poured beer-mugs.

I spit on fools who fail to include
Breasts in their metaphysics
Star-gazers who have not enumerated them
Among the moons of the earth ...

They give each finger
Its true shape, its joy:
Virgin soap, foam
On which our hands are cleansed.

And how the tongue honors
These two sour buns,
For the tongue is a feather
Dipped in egg-yolk.

I insist that a girl
Stripped to the waist
Is the first and last miracle,

That the old janitor on his deathbed
Who demands to see the breasts of his wife
For the one last time
Is the greatest poet who ever lived.

O my sweet, my wistful bagpipes.
Look, everyone is asleep on the earth.
Now, in the absolute immobility
Of time, drawing the waist
Of the one I love to mine,

I will tip each breast
Like a dark heavy grape
Into the hive
Of my drowsy mouth.

[TopesJunkie]

13. Breasts as terrorist tools!

This is what is has come to!

[TheDonkey]

14. To these nipples of mass murder.. I say, Bring em' on!

I'm sure Bush wish he could of worked this into his steroids lecture. Maybe a constitutional admendment for no nips being shown in public.