Happiness is... being carded at the liquor store.

[KCDem]

I think it's time for a happy thread (spent a little too much time in GD). So, add your own and let's get a list going!

clarification on mine: I'm 32.5. Getting carded at 19 sucks.

[TXlib]

1. A bit early to be hitting the bottle, honey...

Don'tchya think?

[KCDem]

5. I'm stuck inside with 2 small children,

it's 15 degrees outside, and there's at least 1.5 feet of snow on the ground (and counting). So no, it isn't too early. :toast:

[flamingyouth]

2. No kidding

I'm 35 and got carded right before Christmas. I could have kissed the cashier with glee.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. Is carding 30-something women the new pickup line? (nt)

[KCDem]

6. I'd have wondered, but it was a woman who carded me.

Of course, that doesn't mean anything. ;)

[VelmaD]

4. Teaching your nephew to ride his new bike...

at xmas day on the same street where your daddy taught you to ride yours. :-)

[bearfan454]

7. You talked about that yesterday Velma.

That is really cool.

[KCDem]

8. cool...

when are you going to teach him how to ride a broomstick? ;)

[VelmaD]

9. Saving that for Halloween...

the year he turns 13. :-)

[TXlib]

10. Happiness is making me freeper coworker shut up.

He is very religious RW scary. He's right, you're wrong, end of story.

Well, we got into it on Friday over Georgia's proposal to remove the word 'evolution' from public school science books.

He said they should give equal time to creationism in biology as evolution, and that evolution isn't fact, but a theory.

I asked him how he felt about sex ed being taught in public schools, and he hit the roof: "If people want to teach that to their kids, it should be done at home! It has no place in a public school!"

I smiled, and said, "If you want to teach your kids creationism, do it at church, or at home. Why is this issue any different? Would you want me barging in on your kid's sunday school class with a biology textbook? You only agree with the idea of teaching kids controversial topics at home when those topics are ones you disagree with!"

He was caught in a contradiction, and in hypocrisy, and he knew it. He opened and closed his mouth a few times like a fish out of water, and went back to what he was doing.

[VelmaD]

11. GO YOU!

And I am SO gonna remember your comeback the next time I fight with some moron about evolution. :evilgrin:

[RUexperienced]

12. Noting beats getting carded at 40!

Just turned 41 and grew a goatee and haven't gotten carded since.

[KCDem]

13. I humbly bow to your youthful good looks!

I'm not worthy! I'm not worthy! ;)

[RUexperienced]

14. But now that the subject has come up

I am thinking about shaving the goatee.

[Lostmessage]

15. Yes I know the feeling and it feels good.

I agree with you.

I was in the grocery store buying some booze one night to wash my sorrows away and the cashier wouldn't let me leave until I showed her my ID. I said you have to be kidding me right and she said no. I asked for her manager because I couldn't find my DL and he said that I didn't look my age.

I felt damn good.

Good for you!

[KCDem]

16. and congrats to you, too!

Must be that liberal blood in us... keeps us young!

[Lostmessage]

17. Right Wingers buy their looks

We are born with ours.

[RUexperienced]

18. Are you saying that Demi Moore, Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson

are RWers?

[Lostmessage]

19. Joan Rivers and Michael Jackson has ruined their faces

Demi Moore is pretty.

[mzmolly]

20. He he, I hear ya. I'm 38 and got carded a coupla months ago...

yee haw!

[Exultant Democracy]

21. I bet JKleeb would beg to differ

[Melsky]

22. I'm almost 35 and I got carded several weeks ago

the best thing, he thought it was a fake ID! (horrible picture!) He made me tell him my birthday, spell my last name, and stuff. I was thrilled.