WOW! Has-been and former D-List "star" Pauly Shore has been hitting the GYM! Buff Hunk Alert!

[Amerigo Vespucci]

For those of you who aren't familiar with the saga of Pauly "The Weasel" Shore, his mom is a Hollywood casting agent, Mitzi Shore. Explains a lot, eh?

http://thesuperficial.com/2007/11/pauly_shore_somehow_finds_a_ma.php

Pauly Shore somehow finds a mate

:puke:



Pauly Shore and his girlfriend are on vacation this week in Hawaii. I’m impressed that, in sheer defiance of his gut, Pauly Shore managed to snag a respectable looking woman. (At least in the boob region. I don’t do faces.) That being said, you’ve got to respect a man who wears a bathing suit like that. Pauly Shore’s not afraid to show people that the chick he’s with will do anything for money. Despite the fact she just threw up on a jellyfish. And is now swimming frantically out to sea. Jesus, look at her go. Something’s got her spooked. Oh, right, the bathing suit.

:rofl:

[Snarkturian Clone]

1. Correction- Not D list "star", H list "Micro Meteoroid" NT

[BurtWorm]

2. Wow. Another Carrot Top.

(After six months of being forgotten in the vegetable bin.)

[Bucky]

3. For the record... those aren't real boobs. Hers, I mean. His probably are.

And borderline pervy age differences are standard issue in Hollywood.

[cuke]

4. Is he really repulsive?

He looks like an average middle aged guy with a gut. Is it really that bad?

[Amerigo Vespucci]

8. No, he's just a bottom feeder.

He pretty much lacks any discernible talent and got into show business because his mommy was connected.

He did pull a publicity stunt a few months ago, in the wake of the Michael Richards "N-Word Rant" controversy, in which a member of a comedy club audience climbed on stage and "punched him in the mouth"...the guy was a plant, the whole thing was a fake, and it simply seemed like a desperate move of a guy whose career is pretty much over.

But he's still got money and he can still attract women who like money, apparently.

You can do a search on TMZ.com for Pauly stories...being a dick doesn't make you a bad person, but he really, really, really is a dick.

:toast:

[cuke]

10. You answered perfectly

It's no so much his physical appearance (not that he's a hottie) as it is his lack of talent and slimy attempts to get attention. I can dig that

But no thanks on reviewing the stories. I just got our of the shower

[Yavin4]

11. Pauley Is The George W. Bush Of Comedians

If his mother didn't own one the most famous stand up clubs in the world, he'd have no career at all.

With that said, his mother, Mitizi, did help develop some of the best comedians in the world, Richard Pryor, George Carlin, Andy Kaufman, etc., etc. So, okay, she gave her kid a career. Her good outweighs her bad.

[DS1]

5. my gut is bigger than that

and I still managed to snag a respectable looking woman

Pauly Shore - 0
Me - 14

[BarenakedLady]

6. He is vile

Ever since that mock wedding he did decades ago. He is pond scum.

[MrCoffee]

7. 1st rule of starfucking...find an actual star

[IndianaJones]

9. its the weeassel. nt.