"V" day is coming!

[Lady Freedom]

Are you ready to sweep your lover off their feet?

[Aristus]

1. You bet!

But my wife might get jealous!

Hi, LF! :hi: How have you been?

[Lady Freedom]

4. Doing great!

Better watch your back! She might be looking over your shoulder!!!!

[Aristus]

6. Nope. She left for work already.

:D

I gotta leave here in a few minutes, too. Man, I feel like a stranger at DU these days. Damn work! Wish I was back in school so I could hang around here until noon! ;-)

on edit: Hey, LF! I just got your "Pet Me, I'm Friendly" sig. And it only took months! Naughty, naughty!

[Lady Freedom]

9. Me? Naughty?

Never! :evilgrin:

[VelmaD]

11. Well, we just...

just won't tell her. ;-)

Hey sweetie, long time no see.

[TheMightyFavog]

2. The story of my v-days for the past two effing years....

Billy Squier---The Stroke

Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...


You put your right hand out give a firm hand-shake
Talk to me about that one big break...
Spread your ear-pollution both far and wide...
Keep your contributions by your side and stroke me, stroke me
Could be a winner boy, you move quite well...
You got your number down...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now


You put your left foot out keep it all in place...
Work your way right into my case
First you try to bed me you make my backbone slide
But when you found you bled me-- skip on by... keep on---stroke me, stroke me
Give me the business all night long...
You're so together boy...
Say you're a winner but man you're just a sinner now


Better listen now (said) it ain't no joke
Let your conscience fail ya, just do the stroke
Don'tcha take no chances keep your eye on top
Do your fancy dances you can't stop you just stroke me, stroke me

[mopinko]

3. always have a big v day here

hubby and i meet 22 years ago this friday, the 6th. on v day we decided we were in love. we celebrate the 6th, as our real anniversary. the day we got married, 4 years later, we always forget. but our really real anniversay is v day.

[afraid_of_the_dark]

5. I'm the V-day humbug...

I just can't seem to ever get excited about this "holiday." I'm not the romantic type, and neither is my husband, so I don't see it as that big of a deal.

Now, if you're talking about the post-Valentine's Day candy sales, I'm interested. :)

[arwalden]

7. Valentine's Day is a False Holiday!

Valentine's Day is a False Holiday!

Fight Satan by Getting A Heart On For Jesus! Learn how to charm your unsaved friends and turn them on to Jesus during a holiday that promotes fornication!




Valentine's Day has always been nothing more than a shameless celebration of promiscuity. In grade schools throughout the land, six-year-olds are encouraged to fill their classmates' shoeboxes with sexually predatory demands like, "Be Mine!" Hearts are everywhere - red and round like ripe baboon anuses when the monkeys are in heat. Grown women are running around with their hearts on fire for any stranger with a Whitman's Sampler. But all these people whipped into a fornicating frenzy have their hearts turned off to the one person who matters - Jesus! Well, we at Landover Baptist are going on record, saying we've got a heart on for Jesus! Landover Baptist joins Christians nationwide in implementing the “I’ve Got a Heart On For Jesus!” campaign to teach children the importance of living chaste, sin-free lives. The program replaces the secular "holiday" of "Valentine's Day."

Even ignorant, crazed, pew-jumping, demon-tongue yapping Pentecostals know that Valentine's Day is a pagan (Catholic) holiday that glorifies the homosexual relationship between third century Emperor, Claudius II and a young priest named Augustanus Valentine. If you want to lift up the sewer cap and smell the stinky history of this so-called "holiday," click here. The "Heart on For Jesus" program makes this important information available to pre-schoolers and Christian parents through a grant from the Sex 4 Salvation Ministry.

[TheMightyFavog]

10. All hail the brilliant satire that is landover baptist!

What's funny is that over on the Internet Infidels Message Board, we get at least one or two posts from newbies asking if Landover baptist is for real.:eyes:

[arwalden]

13. Their Mailbag Cracks Me Up...

... sometimes it's so funny I have to wonder if they've actually written it themselves.

-- Allen

[Loonman]

8. Origin of Valentines Day

Valentines Day started in the time of the Roman Empire. Under the rule of Emperor Claudius II - Rome was involved in many bloody and unpopular military campaigns. Claudius the Cruel, as he was known at the time, was having a difficult time getting soldiers to join his military leagues. He believed that the reason was that roman men did not want to leave their loves or families. As a result, Claudius cancelled all marriages and engagements in Rome.

This was when a Christian priest named Valentine came to defend love in the empire. Valentine began to secretly marry couples despite the emperors orders. When Emperor Claudius was informed of these ceremonies Valentine was sent to prison where he remained until his death on February 14 in the year 270.

It wasn't until a few hundred years later when Valentine's Day began to develop as we know it. At the time Christianity was beginning to take control of Europe.

As part of this effort the Church sought to do away with pagan holidays. Valentine's Day came to replace a mid-February fertility festival called Lupercalia. In honor of his sacrifice for love Valentine was made a saint and Lupercalia renamed in his honor.

[Bertha Venation]

12. Hell, yes!

At least to relieve her chronic neck pain. No great romantic gift but I do plan to try to find her the best neck wrap with heat/massage/soothing sounds maybe/aromatherapy maybe. Anyone have any ideas?

[Lady Freedom]

14. Now thats what I call a Valentine!

If she turns it and you down let me know!

Massage, heat mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!:eveilgrin: