School pupil is sent stripagram

[muriel_volestrangler]

A pupil at a Nottingham school had his drama class interrupted when he was sent a stripagram for his birthday.

It is believed the parents of the pupil at Arnold Hill School booked a singing telegram as a 16th birthday surprise, but got the stripagram by mistake.

The stripper, who was dressed as a policewoman, performed her act in front of the Year 11 class.

Education chiefs are investigating the "highly inappropriate" incident which took place on Tuesday.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/nottinghamshire/7085241.stm

The mind boggles. The stripper thought it was normal to perform in a school?

[DS1]

1. I'd like a stripogram

someone send one to my place of employment


female, please

[redqueen]

3. Dude...

if I knew where you worked, and had the money to spare, you'd SO bet gettin a visit from Large Marge in a couple hours!

[DS1]

4. I was going to write

no fatties

but figured that was implied :sadfucksmilie:

but thanks, i appreciate the thought.


I think

[Midlodemocrat]

10. Dude. You SO don't want me to take you up on that.

*knows name*

*knows place of employment*


:evilgrin:

[SoxFan]

2. This thread is useless witho...well, you know

[Fire Walk With Me]

5. I'd say that it was highly educational. Why are the educators getting antsy?

[regnaD kciN]

6. Because the students petitioned that she be added to the faculty...

...as the new "Health" instructor. :rofl:

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. Ha!

:7

Boring teachers fight against those who know how to hold a child's attention!

[kay1864]

8. WTF?

The stripper, who arrived on cue halfway through the lesson, first walked the birthday boy around the classroom on all fours.

Then, gyrating to the sounds of Britney Spears, she spanked him 16 times - once for each year - to the sound of Britney Spears, before stripping down to her bra and knickers and insisting the "naughty" schoolboy rub cream all over her body.

At that point, the teacher - who had not been told what the surprise would entail - called an immediate end to the show.

Hey teach, the putting him on all fours wasn't a clue for ya?



Pic from the article, for those needing a visual aid:

[Deep13]

9. Jesus. All we got were film strips about math.

:(

[greatauntoftriplets]

11. The parents sent the stripper???

:wow: